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Here's a few things that have run through my mind in the past week. I know these are all are universal truths. Don't argue them, just accept them.
What You Already Know is True, But May Not Have Thought About
The need for a sarcasm font is drastic.
No one ever really knows what to call Sean Combs.
Being drunk in public is fun, until you're alone.
You'll never see a virgin working out in only a sports bra.
Saying you want a big and/or destination wedding makes you sound like a bitch.
Snuggling in the summer is always too hot.
All girls are crazy. They'll spend their entire life trying to convince the world they're not, thus insuring the point.
Picking up your dog's shit is always embarrassing if there's people around. Like, you have to pick it up 'cause they're watching, but you don't want to pick it up 'cause they're legit watching you grab poop with only a plastic bag between your fingertips and feces.
No adult wearing Tweety Bird is respected.
Everyone Facebook stalks, so when you say you don't you're not only a liar, but a liar about stupid shit.
Poking a bonfire with a stick makes you feel cool.
Parents should tell their kids when they suck at singing to save them YouTube embarrassment.
Tyler Perry's anything usually sucks.
Eating a popsicle around your parents is kind of awkward.
Reading when you're drunk sucks so bad.
Everyone remembers the first and last name of the kid who threw up in elementary school.
Your "O" face probably isn't very attractive.
That's all. Please feel free to comment with your own personal truths or Tweet me, @BostonOverheard, with the obvious.
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