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Stuffed im mom jeans, sitting on the beach...FUPA's can attack anywhere.

Word: FUPA (Foo-Pa)

Definition:  “Fat Upper Pussy Area”. The "blob" or "pouch" of fat above the vageen area which is usually seen on heavyset old women, ladies who wear mom jeans, crazy cat ladies and some teachers and fat men. This is usually mistaken as the stomach or camel toe (yet another phenomenon). 

Usage: Chris: Damn, Bertha did you get pregnant?

           Bertha: No. It’s just my fupa.

         Chris: Well, it looks uncomfortable stuffed into your jeans. Also can you get it off my desk? Thanks....

COMMENTS (1)

oh my god. hahahhahahah never fail for my weekly crack up

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