There's nothing I love more than a spiteful, begrudged pseudo-celeb; especially when a tell-all book is involved.  Needless to say, I've been chomping at the bit waiting to hear what comes out of Levi Johnston's literary shit smearing of the Palin's.

To peak my excitement, Johnston released the cover art for his book yesterday, and it couldn't be better.

Snaps Johnston, I've got to hand it to you, this is golden.  Not only do you have an ass tighter than glue (me-ow), but you've got a sense of humor to boot.  Color me impressed, and know that if I was a citizen of Wasilla, you'd have my vote this October.  Because everyone knows, a reality TV star is the always best choice for a government position.