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This 1 Year Old Just Got Signed to a Soccer Team
The Dutch. Am I right?
Little Baerke van der Meij kicking balls into his toy chest caught the attention of Dutch flight club VVV-Venlo. So much so, that they signed the little man to a 10 year contract.
While it is a symbolic contract it does lead to the question, what the hell had you done with your life by the time you were 1 and a half? Loser.
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