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Guess What: Masturbation Won't Make You Blind, it Will Cure You

Flogging the dolphin, beating the weasel, wanking, tickle the pickle, no matter what you call it, masturbation is great, and now you can add one more reason to the mix. 

Masturbation according to  a letter published in The Medical Journal Sleep Medicine , one patient found relief to his restless leg syndrom (where you have a constant need to move your legs) by doing the nasty or cleaning the pipes, then promptly falling asleep. 

"The patient reported that he would get complete relief from RLS symptoms, granting him normal sleep following sexual intercourse or masturbation,"said the letter. Other doctors have claimed the same benefits according to AOL News.

"The theory that the release of dopamine with orgasm helps is a very good one and may even be the correct one," one doctor told AOL. "I'd say that's a very reasonable and plausible theory, but it's no more than a theory."

Of course drug companies are jumping on the chance to create a dopamine based drug.

CALLING IT- this drug will become the new designer rave drug of choice.. I mean come on... masturbation in a pill? I'll take 1,000. 

 

COMMENTS (1)

dude dopamine is what makes us guys fall asleep after sex, I'll take none of that at a rave!

more like male specific date rape drug..

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