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YA BUDDY you heard it right and you heard it first here at Sumo Skinny. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi "The Sweetest Bitch You'll Ever Meet" Giancola are making it official.
The pending nuptials for MTV's most infamous guido/guidette couple are scheduled for a June celebration at none other than the Seaside, NJ's Shore Store. Sources say their Shore Store boss and landlord, Danny, will be conducting the ceremony, set to include only their closest friends, family, and paparazzi. Sumo is awaiting its invite.

Many are speculating why the couple has chosen such a short engagement, pregnancy obviously among the rumors. Others include getting it locked down before filming in Italy starts and Ron-Ron finds an Italian goddess to cheat with.
Our Sweetheart's left ring finger is presently clad in a $.25 ring purchased from a jewelry dispenser on the boardwalk. Close friend Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino says that Ron has been carrying the rock around with him since last season, just waiting for the right time to pop the question. Sources say that when Ron did propose, at Karma Night Club last night, Sammi was thrilled, flashing her jewel around for all to see.
In other Jersey Shore shenans: Snookie has decided to forgo her current job as a vet tech and will be attending Harvard Medical School for the fall 2011 semester, J Woww will be getting her implants removed, and Pauly D has shaved his flow.
The cast has definitely decided "to get crazy get wild" this April 1st.
Wow, just, wow.