Every once in a while modern science creates something that changes the world, unfortunately this isn’t one of those moments.  Thanks to BioRelief people are no longer confined by that annoying bodily function of #1.  Now people won’t have to make the exhausting trip to the pissah’ potentially missing that walk-off homerun or game winning TD in the final minute of the Pat’s game.
This crazy catheter contraption is called the ’Stadium Pal.’ It attaches to a man’s member and feeds into a plastic pouch that ties nicely around your leg.  It can also work as a leg warmer if it’s a little chilly out. 
Fortunately, people have been finding other uses for it like long distance trips, pub crawls, and Mardi Gras (at least those are the functions listed on their website! (www.stadiumpal.com)  I don’t know, call me old fashioned but I am proud to consider myself potty trained and shelling out thirty bucks to piss myself just seems…well…f*cked.   But, who knows, maybe in fifty years or so I’ll be biting my tongue.

 Oh! And don’t worry ladies, if you wanna give it a try check out the “Stadium Gal.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdymtyXt8Y