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Sorry For Party Rockin' 8 Days A Week
This is a real question on a survey that UNH sent out a few days ago to students via email. Sgt. Pepperis still looking for the person responsible for the gaffe, promising they'll spend a hard day's night in jail for the mistake. As of right now, his primary suspect is Eleanor Rigby,...
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RIP Leslie Cochran
Albert Leslie Cochran died in the early morning hours of Thursday, March 8 of complications from a brain injury. Known as simply "Leslie," he was a celebrity in Austin, known for usually wearing some sort of leopard print and a thong. He could often be found walking around 6th...
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Former Gang Member Turned Author: DaShaun Morris
On Wednesday, March 7th in UNH's Strafford Room at 7pm, come listen to DaShaun Morris, former gang member turned author, as he talks about his book, War of the Bloods in My Veins: A Street Soldier's March Toward Redemption. A member of the East Coast Bloods, DaShaun was introduced to gang-...
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Obama Don't Care 'Bout No Snow, Visits NH Anyway
Flipping the presidential bird to Mother Nature, Obama made a scheduled trip to Nashua, NH today, just as planned. The focus of his speech was on the energy issue, saying that the nation must free itself from the grip of big oil, "Let’s put every single member of Congress on record: You can...
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Dogs Found Shot Execution-Style
Each day my faith in mankind dwindles down to the point that I almost want to give up and go live on a small island alone somewhere. In New Bedford, Mass two missing dogs were shot execution-style and left in an industrial park (see below). If you’re an animal lover you will make the same sound I...
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UNH Health Services Employee Sexually Assaults Student
David Blair, a massage therapist employed by UNH’s Health Services, was arrested on Monday evening for sexually assaulting a student during a massage. The student said the assault occurred during what was supposed to be a routine massage. Blair, 54, was fired from his position at Health...
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What Is Going On, BU?
Boston University has not been looking too hot these days. Recently it's been in the media spotlight with two charges of sexual assault toward BU students, and it just became three. The famous Mugar Memorial Library aka “Mugz” is the site of a new scandal....
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Ben & Jerry's Apologize for 'Taste the Lin-Santiy' Ingredient
Ben & Jerrys Boston has issued an appology and tweaked the ingredients after a limited edition flavor callled "Taste the Lin-Sanity" debuted in Harvard Square. The original recipe consisted of vanilla forzen yogurt, lychee honey swirls and one potentially insensitive ingredient: fortune cookies...
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What’s Better Than Free Condoms? Free Condoms In The Mail
View the full article from the Huffington Post here. To sum up the article, basically Department of Health in California has created an website for certain regions of the state where teenagers can go online and order condoms for free. The condoms are then sent to their house. The site called Teen...
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Obama Comes To Nashua
Not much excitement comes to our Granite State but when it's time for politics, we have some decent guests thanks to our primary status. Next week Nashua will welcome President Obama. Photo courtesy of WMUR. Senator Jeanne Shaheen pegs this as a "presidential visit", not to be confused with a "...
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