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Boston Police Accused Of Regularly Paying For Sex
I never really understood the whole prostitution thing. I mean really guys, paying for sex with a strange woman who more than likely has an STD? Seems like a huge waste of cash. You should probably start saving it and take one of those "pick up" artist classes, or for that matter, hire a Boston...
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Costume Showdown
Not bad. At first I thought the Wildcat was dressed as Superman, but when I saw the horns I realized he was dressed as a biddie. I'd put it dead in the middle, better than the college student/hippie and Easter bunny, and behind the clown and your reigning champion, Snookiecat. ...
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Jail Time For Selling Fake Maple Syrup?
I know if you've grown up in Vermont, or have been converted to our ways, you don't blink an eye when shelling out $12 for a tiny bottle of real maple syrup, baffeled by the rest of the country who settles for the nasty, unnatural aftertaste of Mrs. Butterworth's maple flavored syrup. Well...
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Why So Serious
I actually don't hate this. It's got a minimalist appeal to it. You can tell that this time, they're purposefully not trying hard and treating it more like a joke, which earns them points in my eyes. The somberness of the Wildcat's face juxtaposed (watch your toes, I'm dropping...
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Put This Contest Out Of Its Misery
This is not a costume. This doesn't even qualify as a hippie, if that's what they were going for. This looks like a college student might after he hasn't done laundry in a week. Is that what this is supposed to be, a college student? Good costume idea guys. You've...
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Amateur Hour
Is this what you call rectifying the situation UNH? Because to me this looks like a step in the wrong direction, a step on the road towards Underachievingtown USA, population this statue. There are barely enough props here to qualify as a costume. People get more stuff put on...
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Is This...Is This Snookie?
Because I'm having a hard time telling. Someone half-assed Snookie here, and if Snookie is not one thing it is half-assed. Or sober. To whomever is responsible for this costume, a Bumpit and a leopard print whatever-it-is does not a Snookie make. You gotta have smeared...
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There's Hope For Gables Quiet Hours
There may be hope yet for a change in the quiet hours in The Gables. Earlier this semester, residents of the Gables were pretty upset after finding out that quiet hours have shifted earlier to begin at 10 p.m. during the week and midnight on Friday and Saturday. The changes were made after housing...
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URI Custodian Found Dead in Wiley Hall
I was walking to Dunkin Donuts early this afternoon when an ambulance caused a little bit of havoc speeding down Upper College Road. I didn't think much of it until rumors started filling the air that it was something serious. A few hours later, I got word that a custodian, Cynthia Spencer, was...
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Occupy Boston 101: What You Need to Know
After yesterday's police crackdown leading to the arrests of over 100 protesters, the Occupy Boston movement is garnering more attention than ever. Whether or not you support the movement, being educated is part of your duty as a citizen. Here's what you should know about the movement calling...
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