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The Real Housewives of South Boston Wishes You A Merry F'ing Christmas

Merry Christmas from the Real Housewives of South Boston. What do we do on Sunday? Don't f*cking say church. Accurate once more. Also, someone get me a Jackie's Packie shirt.

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I'm Schmacked Coming To Tulane?

Get ready New Orleans, the “I’m Schmacked” project lead by Jeffrie Ray and Arya Toufanian and will be hitting Tulane for Mardi Gras. As Winter Break is quickly coming to a halt for college students around the country, the project has released a trailer for what is to come of the Spring Semester. “I...

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New Hampshire Police Arrest Man Driving 3-Wheeled Car

File this under, "you know you're drunk when...." New Hampshire police arrested Barry Short early Sunday morning when he passed police cruisers in a car, with only three wheels.  According to HuffPo, "Officers on duty sitting inside the police cruiser -- presumably equipped with the standard...

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Great Moments in Cinematic Mustache History: Borat

Mustaches = diplomatic immunity?  They must, because that's the only way Borat isn't practicing ping pong in prison right now. While they do get you out of trouble, they also get you into Ballards on December 2nd for the Mustachio Bashio.  So you should probably put it on your calendar...

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Two Door Cinema Club at UNH

SCOPE presents Two Door Cinema Club tonight at the Field House! I'm so excited! For students, it's just $10, and for the general public, it's $25. Over the past years, SCOPE has brought quite an assortment of acts for the fall and spring shows; State Radio, Wiz Kahlifa, Akon, Brand New, Passion...

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Rhode Island News Discovers Beer Pong

Let's get one thing straight. I am a loud and proud Rhode Islander. I drink my coffee milk. I have Del's without a spoon or straw, and I say wicked like I invented it. But this, well this is just super embarrassing. NBC 10 ran a story recently regarding a new drinking fad they just discovered...

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Great Moments in Cinematic Mustache History: Lt. Aldo Raine

Someone's in the Nazi killin' business, and cousin, business is a-booming.  The 'stache only adds to Raine's suave Italian disguise. Fact: mustaches help you speak Italian like you'd grown up in the shadow of the Coliseum.  They also help you get into the Mustachio Bashio at Ballards...

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End of the Semester: Celebrations, Excitement, Happiness… and Travis Porter?

Travis Porter, a misleading name for a group of three people rather than one individual, has been booked to perform on December 7th in the Student Union of UNC to celebrate the last day of classes and the end of the semester. Tickets are only $15 and students can buy two with their OneCard. They...

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Emancipator Concert

Last Saturday, I attended a concert featuring the artist Emancipator, with opening acts D.V.S. and Tycho. As soon as stepped into Summit Music Hall I spotted a capri-wearing dreadlocked gentleman thrusting his body and hands in a rhythmic fashion. I knew it was about to be a hippy concert fo sho....

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GZA To Guest Lecture At Harvard

This is clearly what all Harvard kids were clamoring for. GZA, a member of the WU-Tang clan, will be heading to Harvard next month to speak as a guest lecturer.  What exactly do you think the prolific rapper will be lecturing on? Lyrical craft, duh. According to Rolling Stone, "GZA...

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