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DARPA Wants Universal Soldiers

I didn't even need to read this article beyond the title, because they had me by the balls at hello.  Wearing contact lenses every day is a fantastic experience for a number of reasons: clear vision all day long, perfect peripheral views, glasses are for fucking nerds, etc.  Now, the... Read More

Awkward Physical Contact: Bro, Did You Just Touch Me?

In the course of any given day there are countless times when physically contact can get a little awkward.  I mean who hasn't reached between your bro's legs and grabbed some chips. Or accidently brushed hands from time to time. Amirite? It can get weird. I mean no bro wants to "accidently... Read More