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National > weird news
74 Year Old Man Arrested For Prostitution
Damn, old people are really getting weird with it these days. First we had a weed slingin' granny and now a 74-year-old man gets offering free blow jobs in Myrtle Beach. According to the Smoking Gun, retiree Thomas Mills was arrested after offering to preform oral sex on two undercover cops....
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POSTED Feb 14, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
My Future Boyfriend: Man Arrested Covered In Peanut Butter And Chocolate
In recent news, my future boyfriend was caught red-handed with my Valentines Day gift: His hot body covered Reeses-style with chocolate and peanut butter. According to the police report, 22-year-old Andrew Toothman of Kentucky smashed through a Food World IGA's glass front door. Toothman then...
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POSTED Feb 13, 2012 IN US
BY Stacey Leasca
Guy Busted With Crack While On Trial For Crack Possession
Stanely Ramos is one determined fellow. The 32-year-old Florida man was arrested last week for crack possession during his court hearing for crack possession.No I am not being redundant. According to HuffPo, "While passing through security at the Judicial Center, Ramos was found to...
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POSTED Feb 13, 2012 IN US
BY Stacey Leasca
Man Hides 10-Inch Revolver Up His Rear End
Michael Leon Ward of Canton, Georgia, must have a real pain in the ass. Ward was pulled over Thursday for speeding. Upon inspection of his vehicle police found drugs and drug paraphernalia. After being booked, Ward was placed in a cell. Later, upon inspection of his cell police found a...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Tech & Gadgets
BY The College Skinny
Got $50k Lying Around? Clone Your Dog
Man I love my dogs. They are so awesome. They brighten my day, love me even when I'm terrible and are all around the coolest two dogs I know. But once they are gone, I will remember them fondly, not shell out a years pay to clone them, like this lady who is a cast member of the new TLC show,...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN World
BY Stacey Leasca
365 Pounds Of Caviar Found In Morgue
Caviar just got a little grosser. I know all of you snobs and yuppies out there love sucking down the stuff, but it isn't worth taking to the grave with you, right? According to the HuffPo, "St. Petersburg police found a huge stash of the delicacy this week – 175 kilograms (385 pounds) stored in...
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POSTED Jan 02, 2012 IN Gossip
BY Stacey Leasca
Gumby Robbed A 7-Eleven
Things have really gone down hill for Gumby since the 80's and 90's. His show was cancelled, all of his play-do friends were re-rolled into other characters, and to top it all off, he is being framed for robbery. 19-year-old Jacob Kiss and 20-year-old Jason Giramma stand accused of...
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POSTED Nov 26, 2011 IN US
BY Stacey Leasca
U.S. Congress Declares Pizza is Now A Veggie...Congress Say What?!
What does this look like to you? I looks like a pizza to me. A cheesy, greasy, mouthwatering pizza that I would actually kill a small animal for right now (jk i love animals). Well, Congress says that pizza is now a veggie. I say what the effff?? 11-year-olds all over America are...
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POSTED Nov 17, 2011 IN US
BY Taylor Ashley
Man Charged With Child Porn, For Cabbage Patch Doll Sex Video
Well it's official, all children of the 80's, your childhood is ruined. The tale of Richard Osborn could quite possibly be the creepiest tale ever told. Osborn had his home raided by police last December (hey, way to be on the ball justice system, only took you 10 months...
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POSTED Sep 22, 2011 IN Tech & Gadgets
BY The College Skinny
