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National > weird news
"Let Me Eat Off Your Abs" Will Make You Never Want To Work Out
You know what will make me never want to work out again? A guy in a club asking if he can eat off my abs. Because obviously, I have killer abs. But seriously, creepiest song of the year goes to Douglas Widick and "Let Me Eat Off Your Abs." Read More
In Disgusting Revenge News: Woman Spikes Her Boss's Coffee With Period Blood
We've all disliked our bosses at one time or another. I mean, let's be real, we would all rather just watch Netlix and play Temple Run on our phones all day instead of work. But there's a big difference between that and the lengths one woman in Singapore went to to get back at her boss. A... Read More
Some Genius Legally Changes His Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex Because It's "Cool"
There are a lot of stupid people in the world, this is nothing new. However, the new heights (or should I say lows) that people will go to continues to amaze me. Today's example? A 23-year-old Nebraska man legally changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex to sound "cooler" and help him get a leg up in...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
55-Year-Old Grandma Tries Out To Be A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader
When you think about the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, odds are that grannys aren't the first thing that comes to mind. But 55-year-old Sharon Simmons is about to change all that. Simmons tried out for the Cowboys cheerleading squad this weekend and while her dance moves might be a little lacking, I...
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POSTED May 08, 2012 IN Pro
BY Hannah Poster
First Grader Gets Suspended After Singing "Sexy And I Know It" At School
Depending on the crowd, singing LMFAO's infectious single "Sexy and I Know It" can you get a lot of things: laid, slapped...and if you're in first grade, it can get you suspended from school. Six-year-old D'Avonte Meadows was suspended from school for three days, citing the school's sexual...
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POSTED May 06, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
Good News, Egyptian Perverts: Soon You Can Bone Your Dead Wife
We've got some pretty messed up laws here in the good old U.S of A, however, if there was an Olympic event for the most fucked up law, Egypt would definitely be taking the gold. A new law currently being decided upon in Egyptian parliament would allow men to have sex with their dead wives' corpse...
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POSTED Apr 28, 2012 IN World
BY Hannah Poster
