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Slutification of Todays Youth: K-Mart Sells Thongs for Little Girls

First, Florida's telling your kid to work at Hooters, now, K-mart wants your kid to wear thongs.  Not just any thongs either, thongs with slutty phrases like "I *heart* rich boys" "call me" and "back door ready". Okay, so I made up the last one; whatever, besides the point. The point is, wtf... Read More

Let's Talk About: Cock Blocking

If you didn't see Thursday nights episode of Jersey Shore, you missed out.  Ish got live on a whole new level that had my high ass jaw on the floor, but before I continue...  -Spoiler Alert: I'm about to break down a bit of what happened-   -Reality Alert: if you care about a Jersey... Read More

The 10 Skankiest Cities In America

CBS News, obviously the smuttiest of all the news stations, has compiled a list of the "Top 10 Most Promiscuous Cities in the US" with the help of OK Cupid.  Here are a few of the cities looking to get down and dirty at any time of day. 10: Houston Texas likes everything...

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