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National > NFL
Want Coughlin Fired? Well This Is What He Thinks of That
That's right all ... you can just kiss his ass. Why? Because they did their part. 10-6 baby! Apparently, that is what passes for "outstanding" in the great state of New York. Take that, haters. While everyone here in New England watches with anticipation to see who will be coming to Gillette next...
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POSTED Jan 07, 2011 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
It's T-Shirt Tiiiiiiiime: Pats Crush Bills, Crowned Division Champs
I literally do not even know where to begin breaking down yesterday’s slaughter at Ralph Wilson Stadium … so much happened in just 60 minutes of play. Well, on one side of the scoreboard, anyway. Despite arriving in Buffalo a team battling both injuries and the flu, the Patriots once again gave...
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POSTED Dec 27, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
"He's A Freak ... He's The Fastest Kid Alive"
Is that the same quote you thought of when you saw 6'4"/313 lb OL Dan Connolly go barrel-assing down the field on a kick return??- Boom. Big man. Just absolute perfection, both for the impact on the outcome of the game and for the accidental humor. The speed, the "loaf of bread" carry (as Chris...
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POSTED Dec 20, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Same Jets, Different Year
Hey Rex? Can you hear that? Well, listen up. That’s Belichick sending you a message.If this was supposed to be a statement game, then I guess the only message that got delivered was Belichick telling Rex Ryan to STFU. Perhaps you should have spent less time running your mouth in front of the camera...
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POSTED Dec 07, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Pats-Jets: Game of the Year
Oh my GOD. Can 8:30 please just hurry up and get here? I can barely function in these remaining hours of work. And can you blame me? The “Game of the Year” is tonight. I. Want. To. Watch. Monday. Night. Football. My boss just said to me, “I feel like I am preparing for the Super Bowl” … and...
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POSTED Dec 06, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Belichick: Why So Serious?
Shocking news update for everyone: Rex Ryan has already begun addressing the media regarding the upcoming MNF matchup, tasteless attempts at humor included (obviously). In statements to the press, Rexy commented, "As much as I respect and admire Bill Belichick, I came here to kick his ass, and that...
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POSTED Dec 02, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Brady Fired Up, Shows Pittsburgh What A Real Quarterback Looks Like
What is the easiest way to make a New Englander smile on an overcast, fall Monday morning? A Patriots’ win. Take that a step further and make it a road win … in Pittsburgh … on Sunday Night Football … resulting in a three-way tie for the best record in the League (and tied-for-first with the Jets...
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POSTED Nov 15, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Cleveland Could Spell Trouble For the Patriots ... Wait, What?
The Patriots head to Cleveland this weekend for a Student versus Teacher showdown against the Browns. Many fans are considering this game to be an easy win for the number one team in the league … but that may not be the case. Sure, the Browns have a losing record (2-5) and have experienced a couple...
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POSTED Nov 07, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
4th and Inches: The Brett Favre Story
Haaaaa. Get it? Brett Favre met with NFL Security Director Milt Ahlerich behind closed doors yesterday to discuss the details of professional sports’ latest scandal. The exact location, time and length of this meeting were not publicly disclosed. Favre, who is accused of sexting former Jet’s...
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POSTED Oct 21, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
Patriots, Special Teams Wreak Havoc in Miami
Is it 2008? Last night, the New England Patriots demoralized the Miami Dolphins on their way to victory, dishing out their best road-game beat down in years. With the final score of 41-14, Brady became the 11th quarterback in NFL history to earn his 100th win. Because everything in New England is a...
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POSTED Oct 05, 2010 IN Pro
BY Vincent M.
