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Video: Excavator Surfing Is The Latest Summer Trend

Summertime is all about kicking back and relaxing. Whether you're setting up a slip n slide or getting naughty on a beach, summer is all about having a good time. Take these guys for example, when the world gave them lemons (or more specifically an excavator) they turned it into lemonade (or... Read More

5 Ways To Annoy Everyone At The Beach

Just like many places in this world, the beach is a soothing and serene sanctuary that can quickly become transformed to your own personal Armageddon when infiltrated by irksome external elements, most commonly in the form of other human beings. Wish to join these insufferable ranks of beachgoers?... Read More

Video: Guy Hides In Sand To Catch A Seagull

Summer is around the corner and people are itching for the beach. One of the worst things about the beach in the summertime is trying to deal with those flying rats called seagulls. They always swarm your food, poop bomb your hangout spots and make you very uncomfortable in the lineup.  Brad...

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What's Chris Brown Doing?

He's being himself (a psychotic loose cannon) on the beach in Miami, yo.  Either that or he's doing a T-Rex impression for some kids? Hoooow FAAAB-U-LOUS!!!

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A Song Dedicated to Boobs

To everyone who lives in Florida, New Orleans, SoCal or anywhere else that it is nice out year round: I hate you. I hate you out of pure jealous rage, because here in New England, it has literally gone from 45 degrees to 80 in one day, will remain nice for two more days, then we plunge right back...

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Sumo Summer: Stop Peeing On Your Friends, It Doesn't Work

For what must be thousands of years friends have been peeing on friends to stave off the sting of that nasty jellyfish. The victim begging for someone to rain a golden shower down upon them, the heroic friend more than happy to oblige.  But with new information, it turns out...

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