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From Russia With Guns: Biting Elbows and Insane Office Escape 2 (VIDEO)

Face it: it's the days after St. Patty's and we're all a little groggy.  Our brains and livers, still licking their wounds, aren't prepared for early lectures or the 9-5 morning grind.  We'd all rather kick back on a couch and watch mindless entertainment to pass the hours.  Well it'... Read More

Why Russians Are Crazy: Old Man Tries And Fails To Break Brick Over His Head

Russia, you want our respect but every other day you come out with a video more stupid than the one before. Last week it was a drunken tractor driver, now it's a guy who clearly knows nothing about logic.  Watch as this Hard-As-A-Motherfucker old man tries very hard to break a brick over his... Read More

Russian Band 'Pussy Riot' Jailed For Protesting Putin

Seems like you can't even do a little good old-fashioned Putin protesting in a church anymore without Mother Russia cracking down on you.  That's what the band Pussy Riot did in March, and on Friday they were sentenced to two years in prison for it. The punk band is composed of three women:...

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SUMO Lunch Break: Will Ferrell Hates Russia's Gymnast Team

Will Ferrell never seems to surprise America as he always speaks his mind. Ferrell appeared on Conan O'brien and his love for America gets a little out of control, but let's be real, we all loved watching Russia lose. Thanks for speaking for America Will, we all agree.

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SUMO Lunch Break: Meanwhile In Russia

Russia, you're crazy.  Not sure what to say about this really. Other than here is a video of Russia being Russia. WTF. Wonder if this is the Russian version of Homeward Bound?

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SUMO Lunch Break: Russian Military Clown Car

Thank you Mother Russia for providing us with more endless laughter.  This never ending stream of Russian soldiers reminds me of an enemy portal in a video game. Honestly, there has to be at least 100 soldiers crammed in there. 

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