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Dolce And Gabbana Just Released A Perfume For Babies
Time.com recently reported that Dolce and Gabbana released a new perfume for babies. Yes, thats right- infants. The new scent, which thankful is alcohol free, was made in an effort to emulate that heavenly, unmistakeable scent of “the freshness of baby breath, a mother’s sweet hug, [and] the... Read More
In WTF News: 14-Year-Old Strangles Her Newborn To Death
Every once in a while, a story comes along that forces you to spew your coffee all over your computer after you read it. Something so vile, so twisted, so corrupt your brain can't even handle it. Well today, I give you such a tale. Fourteen-year-old Cassidy Goodson is charged with... Read More
NY Senator Holds Press Conference In Response To Lil' Wayne (VIDEO)
Wednesday, during an interview Lil' Wayne explicitly stated: "Flat out, I don't like New York." Given the fact that he was arrested for gun possession and served his time on Riker's Island in New York, it's understandable that Weezy doesn't feel like going back any time soon. But for whatever...
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POSTED Aug 24, 2012 IN Music
BY Liam Feldstein
SUMO Lunch Break: Meanwhile In Russia
Russia, you're crazy. Not sure what to say about this really. Other than here is a video of Russia being Russia. WTF. Wonder if this is the Russian version of Homeward Bound?
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POSTED Jul 30, 2012 IN Entertainment
BY Silas Dunham
Brazilian College Student Fakes Her Own Kidnapping To Get Out Of Turning In A Project
We've all been there - you've procrastinated your whole semester and now have one night to do a massive project. What most of us would do is pound some Red Bulls, step away from Facebook and crank that sucker out. But one 22-year-old Brazilian woman decided to take the weirder, and much more...
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POSTED Jul 06, 2012 IN World
BY Hannah Poster
Happy Sunday, Here's A Seal Unleashing A Massive Burp
It's Sunday, so odds are you are hungover as sin and wishing you could just let loose with whatever bodily functions come your way. Well, you may not be able to do that, but at least this seal is keeping it real for the rest of us. Take it away, big guy.
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POSTED Jun 24, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
