News for College Life.

SUMOskinny magazine is the ultimate guide to college life. Part local, part national, and all college.

Hey! Haven't seen you here before.Close

National > commercials

Everyone Stop And Look At This Hot Fireman With A Kitten Making You A Cocktail

I don't even care that this is an ad. I don't care what they are selling, cause I'm buying.  The geniuses behind this ad, who clearly all get women, deserve the biggest pay raise known to mankind.  I want the man, the kitten and the cocktail all ASAP. Read More

Watch Kate Upton's Banned Zoo York Ad (VIDEO)

Once again Kate Upton is in the news, this time for her ad with Zoo York which has been banned from television for being "too racy". MTV and Adult Swim network have both banned the ad for Kate's 'erect nipple' and the use of profanity. Good thing we have the internet.  What do you think... Read More

These Divine Rags Are... Divine

When someone asked me where I got this fabulous outfit I am wearing, I wish I would shout from the rooftops, "DIVINE RAGS!!!!" and let out a laugh life the owner does. Sadly, I am not sure where this divinely fabulous place is. Perhaps, it only exists in fantasy.  Courtney Stoddard called...

Read & Discuss
0

Summer's Eve: What a Douche

Well this is uncomfortable. In theaters around the country this weekend families of muggles went to enjoy a good Harry Potter flick, but first were greeted with this ad for Summer's Eve.  The thought of buying Summer's Eve makes me giggle. But the thought of a bunch of little...

Read & Discuss
1

Top 5 Best Banned Commercials

I recently discovered one of the best banned commercials of all time (in my opinion) the other day. I have no clue how it slipped passed my radar of "too good for TV" kind of stuff.  It got me thinking, what other kinds of awesome advertising is out there that I don't get to see because...

Read & Discuss
1

Today I will Go Visit the "BangBang" Lady

As a present to myself this 4th of July, I will be taking a trip to see the hottest piece of ass in America, the Bang Bang Lady. Check out this video my future baby mama just put out.   'Oh yeah... keep the grass skirt on.   Thanks for being born America.

Read & Discuss
0