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Betty White's Hilarious New Show "Off Their Rockers"

I highly recommend you watch old people punk young people in Betty White's new show "Off Their Rockers". The series premiered last night and features host Betty White in between clips of senior citizens punking young people in hilarious ways. People have the most entertaining reactions to...

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Mark Wahlberg In "Ted"

Seth MacFarlane has officially done it again.  This guy is not only the comedic genius of the hit show Family Guy but he is about to set foot in the movie industry with his role in Ted. The story revolves around John Bennett, played by Mark Wahlberg, who hasn't quite given up his relationship...

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"Goon" Might Be The Best Sports Movie Of 2012

The recent trend with sports movies has been to either try to be completely realistic or absolutely over-the-top and in another universe. For the first time in awhile, we are exposed to something that falls right in the middle – Michael Dowse’s “GOON.” It’s a low-budget movie about a rising hockey...

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Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum Shine In "21 Jump Street"

If you’re a guy, particularly an average guy with nothing physically outstanding about you, then you have a legitimate reason to have a predisposition to severely dislike Channing Tatum. For the ladies it’s the complete opposite case, as Channing Tatum is a manly, muscular sex symbol – “G.I....

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Throwback Flicks: Joel Coen's "Raising Arizona" (3/6/1987)

(Photo by flickr user www.korky.net) Just under 25 years ago, two brothers who are recognized as some of the best American moviemakers nowadays released one of their very best films, “RAISING ARIZONA.” Joel and Ethan Coen have continued to make wonderful work since their 1984 debut of “BLOOD SIMPLE...

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“Eastbound and Down” Provides Laughs For Film Geeks, Average Joes Alike

Danny McBride has taken the word “acting” to a whole different extreme than the world is used to with his Kenny Powers character. He blurts out some of the rudest, most obscene dialogue that is just masterful and inventive yet not really that original at the same time.  He degrades women and...

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Kenny Brooks, Best Salesman Of All Time

Looking at this video you may think, 'damn 7 minutes!?' but seriously, watch it.  Kenny Brooks may just be the best salesman/comedian I have ever seen. In this video he is selling some miracle cleaner, "My Wonder Cleaner" but what he is really selling is "personality".  No joke Kenny, if...

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How to Draw an Owl

Oh.. Really? Thank god my hands have a mind of their own.

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Sumo At The Movies: Bridesmaids

Judd Apatow’s latest picture Bridesmaids was released last week to a lot of fan-fare, touted as the female friendly Hangover, providing gross-out laughs for the ladies.  Many critics have praised Kristen Wiig’s comedic abilities and feel this is just the movie to launch her film career. ...

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What Do You Call 100 Lawyers at the Bottom of the Ocean?

A horrible boating accident. Did the anticlimactic set up get ya giggling? If not here's a few more: You know why Michael J. Fox makes the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients. Why didn't the Octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. Why was six...

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