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Markie Mark Takes On The Mayor Of New York City In “Broken City”

We’ve all become well acquainted with the typical Mark Wahlberg roles where he’s a rogue good guy that smashes authority figures’ faces into the ground with no remorse, and that role seems to be generally well received in America. However, aside from his typically cheeky performances, these films...

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“Gangster Squad” Is A Dud

The first time I saw a trailer for “Gangster Squad,” I thought it looked quite silly. Don’t get me wrong; I love Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Nick Nolte, even Sean Penn and director Ruben Fleischer (“Zombieland,” “30 Minutes Or Less”) at times, but this just looked brainless. I’m not one to typically...

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2013 Golden Globe Predictions

The Golden Globes are undoubtedly the inferior awards ceremony of a country that is known for its inferior awards ceremonies. However, it still exists and irrefutably garnishes a good amount of attention – so it can’t be completely ignored. Therefore, Sumo Skinny has brought together their...

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Find Osama With Kathryn Bigelow And “Zero Dark Thirty”

When Osama Bin Laden was killed in May of 2011, America reacted. Even though he was not a direct threat to this country at the time, just the thought of him dying gave citizens a fresh breath of relief. Celebratory alcoholic beverages and herb-filled cigars were shared in glory amongst overjoyed...

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The 25 Best American Films Of 2012

In a year where “The Avengers” made almost twice as much the top ten films on this list combined, to say the least there were many movies that weren’t seen and many others that were just completely underappreciated. Viewers flocked to watch Team Marvel join forces, Team Edward act for the last time...

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Quentin Tarantino Has Gone Unchained With "Django Unchained"

  If Spike Lee was offended by Quentin Tarantino’s ceaseless use of the word “nigger” before, specifically within Quentin’s 1997 film “Jackie Brown,” he’s bound to be infuriated by Tarantino’s use of the defamation in his newest work, “Django Unchained.” Spike may have a point, but Quentin...

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“This Is 40” According To Judd Apatow

“This is 40” – when your parents are mooches; when your marriage is lacking that flare it once contained; when your kids are now part of the instant gratification generation. Some people say that age forty is the beginning of the happiest period of your life. Don’t believe what the commercials...

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“Les Misérables” Is, Well, Miserable

Right off the bat there was an unsavory flavor in my mouth upon seeing the beginning of “Les Misérables.” It wasn’t because I typically dislike director Tom Hooper’s movies (which I usually do); it wasn’t because the shots were so ugly that I felt like I was watching a home video made by a five...

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The Skinny On: “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”

Here’s a riddle for y’all: What do you get when you combine Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo Baggins, Gimli’s father Gloin and a couple handfuls of other misfits with the same basic plot structure from “The Fellowship Of The Ring?”  Finished guessing yet? If you can’t figure it out, what you get is...

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How I Use The Internet At College

Being in college guarantees the use of the interwebs during much of a person’s downtime. Of course, people could be using the internet to be effective members of collegiate society, but where’s the fun in that? With the amount of down time I have – and I have stupid amounts of it – I spend a lot of...

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