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Are You Rockin' The Vote? If No, Why The Heck Not?

Only 390 days until our next Presidential Election!   Now, If I lost you at Presidential or Election, please don’t go looking for another Skinny article to read just yet. The 2012 Presidential Election is (believe it or not) approaching quickly and for those of you who don’t give a “hoot”, you...

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Politics Ya Heard

Hey SumoSkinny readers, Chrissy here! I am a new addition to the contributors and before jumping in I figured I should introduce myself a bit. I’m going to tell you first what I am currently most excited about. College papers suck, so I basically can’t wait to write about things I like, my way! I...

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Serbian Scientists Say Bigfoot Is Real: I Believe Them

When I think of scientific know-how, I immediately think of the tundra, 2,000 miles east of Moscow. I mean that is a hot bed of scientific discovery. Take for example, their recent discovery that that are in fact 95% certain that big foot lives there.  "A team of a dozen-plus experts from as...

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'Ye Graces Occupy Wall Street with His Presence

Musicians, actors and comedians showing their solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street movement is nothing new. In the past week, artists such as Talib Kewli and Neutral Milk Hotel's Jeff Magnum played intimate sets to the protestors in Zuccotti Park. But yesterday the movement got perhaps its...

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Berlusconi Wants His Italian Political Party to Be Renamed "Go Pussy"

For those of you unfamiliar with Berlusconi, he is the playboy Italian Prime Minister who loves young prostitutes and saying insanely outlandish things. Basically the dude just DGAF.  Now Berlusconi is at it again, this time he wants to rename his political party because he...

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Venezuela Hires Mimes as Traffic Cops

Dios mio! Venezuela is going loco.  In what sounds like one of the most annoying, road rage inducing moves of all time, the capital city of Venezuela hired a whole bunch of mimes to act as human traffic lights.  According to Fox News, "A part of Venezuela's capital is using the services...

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Qwickster Quickly Came... And Went

Netflix, get your ish together man.  As most of you avid movie renters remember, a few months back Netlix announced plans to jack up their prices for no good reason, other then pure greed (#OccupyThis). After a whole lot of internet complaining, the company realized they royaly messed up, and...

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Say Goodbye to The Simpsons

Children of the 90's, if you were looking for a sign that it is time to grow up, this just might be it. The Simpsons, after 23 seasons, may be going black after this year. Fox announced that unless the entire cast takes a massive pay cut, there will be no Simpsons. According to Radar Online,...

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Check Out This Porn Company's Apocalypse Bunker

Is it too late for me to get in this business? In a rather responsible move for a porn company, Pink Visual is in the middle of building a massive bunker, if the apocalypse should hit in 2012.  Here are the blueprints: Very elaborate. So why are they building it? We will let them...

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5 Dudes I Would Rather Look Like Than Superman

A 35-year old man from the Philippines has surgically enhanced himself to become the ultimate Superman fan, literally. Legit, he has used modern medicine to make him look like Superman. Mr. Chavez (the ultimate Superman fan) has undergone multiple surgeries including a nose job, chin augmentation...

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