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Is This Girl Filming Porn In The Cornell Library?
According to EzraHub, an unofficial Cornell message board named for the university's founder Ezra MessageBoard, this girl is filming a webcam cam show in the Cornell library. But not just any old web cam show. No no. She's filming a porn webcam show. Says Gawker, "In the video, a young...
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POSTED Oct 03, 2012 IN Gossip
BY The College Skinny
Australian Lawyer Meets American Politics: MC 'Bama & The Real Mitt Romney
Hugh Atkin, a lawyer from Australia and creator of the "U Didn't Build That by MC 'Bama" and "Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up" videos, has made quite a splash with those interpretations of the 2012 Presidential Election. Atkin put together clips of each candidates' speeches over the...
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POSTED Oct 03, 2012 IN News
BY Gwen Poppe
Election 2012: What's The Electoral College?
Ever wonder what the hell is the Electoral College? Like daylight savings, the Electoral College made a ton of sense in the early days of the United States. It was an indirect method of voting when people lived miles apart with no way of getting anywhere other than a good ol' fashion horse...
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POSTED Oct 01, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
Election 2012: What Your Beer Says About Your Political Choices
Who would have thought your beer choice can reveal your voting choice? The folks over at National Journal have poured over data to find out that those with Democratic leanings are most likely to imbibe in a Heineken, while those with Republican tendencies are most likely to...
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POSTED Sep 28, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
What's Snoop Doing?
He's teaching his son how to take bong rips! Of the photos backlash Snoop says, ""My kids can do whatever the hell they want. For me to say otherwise would be hypocritical. A lot of motherf—ers don't have a relationship with their kids, and that's when they get on drugs and have suicidal thoughts...
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POSTED Sep 27, 2012 IN Gossip
BY Pixley J. Cricket
Election 2012: Sarah Silverman Explains Voter Suppression
Remember yesterday when we asked you to go out and register to vote? It's great that you did and all (you did right?) but if you don't have a photo ID with your address on it, you may still be in trouble. There is a whole mess of states who are trying to stop you from voting, especially...
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POSTED Sep 27, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
50 Cent Tweets His Four- Step Plan To Stop Masturbating
I am thinking of Tweeting out a 4 step plan on how to start masturbating as a rebuttle to this thread via @50Cent. Seriously, what is this? Why??? h/t- Gawker
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POSTED Sep 27, 2012 IN Gossip
BY Mike Douglas
It's National Voter Registration Day
We know you are really busy, but freedom isn't free so how about you listen up for a second. Today is National Voter Registration Day. What the hell is that? You may ask. It's the day to get off your behind for 5 minutes and register for your right to vote. Well how long is that...
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POSTED Sep 25, 2012 IN News
BY The College Skinny
Global Bacon Shortage Coming In 2013
Need proof the world is ending in December 2012? How about this bombshell: there will be a worldwide bacon shortage in 2013. The U.K.'s National Pig Association is warning that a "world shortage of pork and bacon next year is now unavoidable." In a statement the organization said: "New data shows...
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POSTED Sep 25, 2012 IN World
BY The College Skinny
Sofia Vergara Tweets Booty Pic In Split Dress
I knew Sofia Vergara was my favorite lady for a reason. The hottest 40-year-old on Earth won not only an Emmy last night, but she also won "Tweet of the night" with a picture of her perfect behind. Vergara had a wardrobe malfunction prior to the Emmy's last night and thankfully shared...
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POSTED Sep 24, 2012 IN Gossip
BY Mike Douglas
