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Woman Tries to Hire Hitman on Facebook
Not your everyday status update: “I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father.”…. Seriously? Police say that’s the message that one angry woman posted on her Facebook profile back on May 23, after getting into an argument with the father of her child. On June 10, police arrested 20-year-old...
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POSTED Jun 16, 2011 IN News
BY Kimberly Lynn
Wilmer Valderrama: Keepin' it Creepy
In recent 'what the effing eff news', Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are throwing in the towel on their 5 month relationship. Excuse me, wwwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttt? 31 year old Wilmer Valderrama and 18 year old Demi Lovato were dating? Must have missed that one....
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POSTED Jun 15, 2011 IN News
BY Courtney McCullough
Winklevosses Still Trying To Be Bosses
The Winklevoss twins need to move on with their lives. The dynamic duo are still trying to get money from Mark Zuckerberg for supposedly stealing their idea for a social networking site. As everyone who has seen The Social Network knows, back in the early 2000s while Zuckerberg and the Winklevi...
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POSTED Jun 15, 2011 IN News
BY Kellie Quinn
The Fine Line Between Prostitute and Politician
After reading Tom Gosslin's post about the fully loaded Anthony Weiner, I started brooding. What the fuck is up with our skeezy politicians thinking they can get away with tweeting dick pics, cheating on their wives, buying hookers and flaunting it? Ever since the 90's these dicks have been...
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Tracy Morgan: This is a Terrible Joke
Most of the time I think Tracy Morgan is a pretty funny guy. I like that he says ridiculous things and loves to show his belly. I’m cool with that shit. But last week Jordan allegedly spewed some hardcore homophobic nonsense during a stand-up routine in Nashville. Morgan reportedly attacked...
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POSTED Jun 12, 2011 IN News
BY Hannah Poster
Anti-Choice Extremist Seeking the Presidency
Randall Terry, a staunch pro-life advocate and certified crazy, is running for president in the upcoming election…as a Democrat. As a fellow liberal, this guy grosses me out. To provide some background, Terry began his career as an anti-choice activist in the mid-80s when he founded Operation Save...
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POSTED Jun 10, 2011 IN News
BY Emily O'Donnell
Weiner's Wiener
Well if you haven’t already heard we have another political scandal on our hands. Yup, that’s right, Rep. Anthony Weiner, for some reason, decided to tweet a picture of his wang (greatest name for a penis of all time) to a random woman, making him the biggest dick in Congress. Words can’t even...
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POSTED Jun 09, 2011 IN News
BY Tom Gosselin
Girls Who Swear Have No Friends
According to a recent study done at the University of Arizona, girls who swear in front of other people will lose their friends. Then will become depressed, because they have no friends. Great. This is just fan-fucking-tastic news. The study (done in response to the...
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POSTED Jun 08, 2011 IN News
BY Courtney McCullough
The Best Thing Subway Has Ever Sold
Thanks to a little thing called “the law,” drug dealers are forced to get creative with their slinging services. The most recent/hilarious example of this comes from a south Florida Subway employee who used her job as a sandwich artist as a cover for selling the ganj. Elizabeth Hunt, 47, was...
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POSTED Jun 07, 2011 IN News
BY Hannah Poster
Killer Cell Phones
Technology will be the death of us, or at least, so says the World Health Organization. They announced a few days ago that they have added the excessive use of cell phones to its list of potential carcinogens. The "potential" part means it may or may not give you brain cancer, their not really sure...
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POSTED Jun 06, 2011 IN News
BY Kellie Quinn
