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Bruins Finally Win ... Milestone Night for Chara and Lucic

Good God the Bruins have been bad. Nope, scratch that. Watching the Bruins as of late has been brutal. 1-3-3 in their last seven? That is certainly not the way you want your team to be playing as the regular season dwindles. This is especially true going in to last night’s game, as the B’s hosted (...

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Casey Haynes is My New Bodyguard

Bullying is out of control these days. Thanks to Facebook and other social networks, kids can just say ridiculous stuff to each other with no fear of retaliation. Unless the kid you are bullying is Casey. This little (well, sort of little) Australian had enough with his pint sized bully. So he F'd...

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Canadians Are PISSED

"After a thorough review of the video I can find no basis to impose supplemental discipline. This hit resulted from a play that evolved and then happened very quickly - with both players skating in the same direction and with Chara attempting to angle his opponent into the boards. I could not...

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Max Pacioretty vs A Stanchion at the Garden

Yikes. And I thought 'Death at the Garden' would have been an appropriate headline after the Celtics trades last month. But look at Zdeno Chara proving me wrong ...   The chatter has been non-stop since Max Pacioretty got mangled against the center glass last night - but if you look at this...

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Happy #ShaqDay

Shaq is so undeniably awesome. Every week it seems to be something new with him, and this week is no different. Today is Shaqs birthday (big mans a sensitive pisces, who knew?). To celebrate he is giving stuff away on Twitter. Simply add in the #ShaqDay tag and you are entered to win stuff from...

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Bruins Wheeling and Dealing ... Terrible Pun Intended

The Bruins GM Peter Chiarelli announced some big moves within the Bruins organization. Mark Stuart and Blake Wheeler are packing their bags and heading to Atlanta in exchange for Rich Peverley (6’0” Center) and Boris Valabik (6’7” Defenseman). Peverley is expected to report to the Bruins on the...

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OMG, ESPN, WTF? lol

These days, there is merely a panty line separating the two genders on what they are interested in and bitching about.  For men, sports have always been a good excuse to hang out with the dudes and get away from your lady for the night. Similarly, celebrity gossip has always given women...

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Bruins-Canadiens: Rivalry Elevated

A story as old as time (well, 68 years): The Canadians and the Bruins, sworn Original Six rivals, play with a palpable bitterness for national pride, Northeast Division standing and two critical points. And last night’s game was no exception, resulting in 14 goals, 182 penalty minutes and a Bruins...

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National FAILthem

Hopefully as American citizens we all can manage to sing the National Anthem without messing up. Even if the words are sort of butchered, we can hum it or at least get the main sounds across, right? During her performance at the Superbowl, Christina Aguilera completely forget a line in the song and...

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Just Another Reason To Love Weezy F Baby

Ya, ya. Lil Wayne was a Saints fan last year. Now he's repin' the big Gs on the helmet. What about it? I'm a Pats 100% fan and I'll be in Green and Yellow on Sunday. Anyway, he also apparently owns a house in Wisconsin. Terrible Towels, that shit's boring ...   Go Pack Go

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