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Dissension At Fenway: Players' Beef With Valentine Comes To A Head
The grumblings from the Boston clubhouse have been remarkably audible for some time now. Some key players from the Red Sox organization voiced their discontent with new skipper Bobby Valentine early on, but now tsuanmi-like waves are being made after a closed door meeting with ownership last...
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POSTED Aug 17, 2012 IN Pro
BY Liam Feldstein
SUMO Lunch Break: Machine Pours Shots For Every American Medal (VIDEO)
Someone should give this guy an honorary gold medal. He's invented a machine that pours a shot every time the USA wins a medal in the Olympics. If this thing isn't in mass production by next Olympics I am tracking this man down and buying his machine. Price is no obstacle for such a...
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POSTED Aug 10, 2012 IN Pro
BY Mickey Fisher
Dwight Howard Traded To The...
Last year, NBA commisioner David Stern blocked a huge deal that would have revitalized the Lakers, giving them a young, playmaker at point guard in Chris Paul. The result, Paul winds up playing for that other team in LA (I'll address them by name if they can remain relevant); the Lakers look stale...
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POSTED Aug 10, 2012 IN Pro
BY Glynn Hill
NFL Hires First Female Referee
Shannon Easton has become the NFL's first female ref. This is truly groundbreaking in the field of men's professional athletics. Although the NBA has had female referees, the NFL seems to be a tougher fit for females. The brutal sport typically garners the interest of only the most macho of men,...
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Ryan Lochte's Uncanny Ability To Articulate Thoughts
We All knew Ryan Lochte could swim, sure he's no Michael Phelps, but he gets the job done day in and day out. The real story coming out of these 2012 Olympics is Lochte's uncanny ability to articulate his thoughts. The man is pure genius on a microphone. It's like if you took the charisma of...
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Olympic Village: Where The Best Sex Happens
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The Olympic Village is where it's at if you want to get down and dirty with the most beautiful people on earth. 150,000 condoms were sent to the 10,500 athletes in the middle of London. If you do the math out there, each athlete can have at least 10 condoms with another 400 to spare. Photo courtesy...
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POSTED Aug 06, 2012 IN Pro
BY Gwen Poppe
Derek Jeter To Miss Season Due To Sex Change
No Derek Jeter isn't really going to miss the season due to a sex change operation, clearly you've seen one too many Wachowski films if you believe that. Right now there are a slew of stories goping around, the topic of which are MLB team's Facebook fan pages that got hacked. Although many teams...
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Watch John Daly Hit A Golf Ball Out Of David Feherty's Mouth
Golf videos don't pop up too often on Dear Old SUMOskinny, but when they do you know they're gonna be good. For all you golfers out there, here's this. (If content is "unavailable" hit the play button again) Related: F1 Driver Vs. Pro-Golfer Golf Ball Catch Remember that trick of shooting an apple...
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POSTED Aug 01, 2012 IN Pro
BY Roman Wunderlich
Top 10 Sexy Reasons To Watch The Olympics (Women)
Gentlemen, I'm sure you were disappointed to see the Top 10 Sexy Reasons To Watch The Olympics men's addition. Well fear not. I've scoured the line up to bring you the sexiest women of the 2012 Olympics. 10. Soccer - Lauren Sesselmann (Canada) 9. Field Hockey - Casey...
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POSTED Jul 27, 2012 IN Pro
BY Mike Douglas
The Epic & The Beasts Video Is The Prodigy Child Of A Skateboarder And An Artist
It's like a genetically perfect skateboarder and artist made an even more perfect baby. Needing little introduction, The Epic & The Beasts is by far the most artsy and badass skate video I've seen in a long time. Related: The Coolest Skateboarding Video You'll See All Day (Or...
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POSTED Jul 26, 2012 IN Pro
BY Silas Dunham
