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The Ultimate Valentine's Day Gift Guide

Valentine's Day is coming up, which of course means that resentment is in the air. For desperate, procrastinating-prone men everywhere, the clock is ticking. There are two types of girls on this day: half of us have several valentines- one for each piece of chocolate that we plan to eat. (Note:...

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The Truth About Online Dating

It is always shocking to me to find out someone I know is online dating. Not because the act of online dating is shameful, but because rarely do people in their 20's admit to it.  Let's get past that awkward phase and all just get real. You want to find your next girlfriend,...

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Anti-Valentine's Day? So Are They...

I've been there: home alone, knee deep in a tub of Ben & Jerry's and a box o'wine, watching The Notebook on repeat, thinking how I would fuck Cupid up if I ever ran into him. We've all been there. (right?)                   Well, these people have...

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The Do's and Don'ts of Break Ups (Part 2: The Do's)

Okay so (hopefully) you have a better understanding of what NOT to do after a break up, but now you want to know what you should do to help yourself get over it.  No matter what the reason was for breaking up, you may still feel upset.  The worst scenario is that your ex is moving on...

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The Do's And Don'ts Of Break Ups (Part 1: The Don'ts)

Is it just me, or does it seem like there has been a ridiculous amount of drama with ex’s lately?  Breakups seem to be happening more than ever and we behave as if we don’t know how to control ourselves.  Ladies, it is not okay to act like a crazy bitch (even if you are PMSing).  ...

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Why You Askin' All Them Questions?

Simply put this is the best song/video ever, if not for the hilarious faces that dude makes but also because it's pretty true.  This really is where most relationships go wrong, but it's a pretty easy problem to solve so let me help you out real quick...  Girls: 1) Don't ask stupid...

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This Just In: Marriage Leads to Divorce

Okay no brainer. You're more likely to get divorced if you actually get married. Thanks science. Well, The Journal of Marriage and Family conducted a six-year study that showed a couple's overall well-being decreases after the initial honeymoon stage in a marriage and eventually leads to...

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Girl Walks In On Parent's Getting Busy, Calls Cops

Witnessing your parents boning may be one of the most traumatizing experiences a person can go through but sometimes it's just a fact of life. A disgusting, terrible fact of life. But one Florida teen refused to take this imposition, well...laying down. The fifteen-year-old Panama City girl called...

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It's Time for Some SUMO Dating Advice

Let's be honest, it never hurts to have a little more dating advice.  And all too often it comes from male and female "experts" who, in fact, rarely maintain relationships of their own.  For once, why not hear some tips that are actually true and realistic? This all spawns off some Yahoo...

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7 Reasons You Should Be Single In College

There are countless reasons to stay single through college.  I'd be hard pressed to come up with a list of reasons TO be in a relationship in college really.  Anyway, here are 7 of my reasons you should be ridin' solo for your 4 year, several thousand dollar cover charge party, that you...

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