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Here Are A Bunch Of Non-Important Facts About Sex
Need to fill your brain with a bit more useless knowledge? Ok sure, why not. It's sexy time! Go off and "do some sex". via
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POSTED May 21, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Should You Dump Your Boyfriend? Let This Tumblr Decide For You
Are you conflicted over whether or not you should break up with your douchebag boyfriend? Is he rude to his mother and wants to watch NBA playoffs during sex? Well, you should probably dump him. But before you do, why don't you consult an absolute stranger via Tumblr. May I present to you, "Yo,...
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POSTED May 18, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Hannah Poster
Embrace The Whiskey Dick With 'Whiskey Dick' Lube
Whiskey dick is a pandemic. Gentlemen, we go too hard and end up unable to get hard. Don't try and sit there like you've got no idea what I'm talking about. You indulge in one or ten too many drinks, take the hottest girl home and can't perform. It happens to the best of us, so...
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POSTED May 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Silas Dunham
Hey Fellas, Which One Of You Wants To Deflower This 70 Year Old Virgin?
Giving new definition to the term "late bloomer," a seventy year old woman in England is ready to get down and dirty and finally lose her virginity. Pam Shaw, also known by her stage name of Sexational Pam, claims that despite her career as a cabaret singer, has never had sex. Apparently, Shaw was...
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POSTED May 13, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Hannah Poster
SUMO Lunch Break: The Sexiest Career Day Ever
Career fairs are never fun. They're hectic, stressful days filled with shuffling around, hoping that just one of the tables you come across has a company you actually want to work for. More often than not, you're standing in a line with 26 other kids giving out their resumes. On top of that,...
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POSTED May 11, 2012 IN Naked Skinny
BY Liam Feldstein
Let's Get Cooking: Finding A Date In The Grocery Store
My school’s student body is currently 67 percent female. Yes. 67 percent. And probably about half of that 33 percent male population is busy looking for other males. I’ve been told Boston is one of the number one cities to meet eligible singles. So where the hell are they?As a girl who is almost...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Angelica Davila
The Rules Of The Hookup
You’re at a party when your eyes meet from across the room. Maybe it’s someone that you idly have erotic fantasies about from one of your classes, maybe it’s an acquaintance that you’ve always had uncomfortable sexual tension with, maybe it’s a complete stranger who simply stirs your loins. ...
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POSTED May 08, 2012 IN Naked Skinny
BY Corinne Sullivan
Meet An Inmate Dating Site
You know who makes a good girlfriend? A woman in jail, hopefully for life. Why? Because they never nag, you can always go out with your friends, and you only have to see her in conjugal visits. Sound like a dream? Then you should try Meet-An-Inmate.com, the site that matches...
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POSTED May 08, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
The Pussy Pump… Wait What?
I know, I, as a guy, should not be writing an article on a women’s sex toy, but who in the world is going to pass up writing about something called the Pussy Pump. At first glance, it looks like something you would receive oxygen from when you’re light on air.How does it work? Well, from the...
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POSTED May 07, 2012 IN Naked Skinny
BY Tony Bulak
Bar Refaeli Sells Underwear The Right Way, By Getting Naked
Bar Refaeli is doing everything right. The super model turned underwear designer, knows how to sell lingerie, and that way is by wearing none at all. Check out her latest ads for Under.me Hmm... yes. Apparently these images are stills from a new television ad coming out for the line, which...
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POSTED May 04, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
