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"They Say That Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Recently, to the surprise of me and my peers, our social psychology teacher gave us tips for a smooth and effective break-up. The topic of our lecture was close relationships, so technically, I suppose it was related, though perhaps not very psychological or scientific... Nevertheless, I thought I...

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Frankie Says, RELAX

I sat down at my computer today and thought to myself, "Self, what tokens of wisdom are we going to dole out today?" But then I thought, "Well, who the hell am I to be doling out wisdom tokens in the first place?" Perhaps you have been wondering this as well. I am not a dating expert. I'm not even...

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Not Your Average Dating Site, For Those Below Average

For some people (aka. me), the idea of dating makes them shiver. It’s not fun dealing with the awkwardness of seeing the person without strobe lights and disco balls, and realizing the only things you really have in common are vodka and Lady Gaga. The influx of online dating sites has not helped...

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Ask a Sumo...Frat-astic Formals

 Dear Sumo Skinny,  It’s almost the holiday season, which means that it’s almost time for frat formal season.  I already have a dress (slinky, black, perfect), but I am still waiting on this guy to ask me.  We’ve been dating for a few months now, we are exclusive, and we go to...

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Expiration Dating: Yay or Nay?

Have you ever been with someone when you knew it couldn't last? Or hooked up with someone because you were on vacation and you only had a month, or a week, so what the heck, let's get down? Maybe a senior year sweetheart when you were both heading to different colleges, or perhaps that random...

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Find Boston's G-Spots: Where To Take that Special Someone

One of the great things about living in Boston is that there are a lot of great options when it comes to taking someone out on a great date (or even a mediocre one). I've already given you a couple of ideas, but today I want to talk about food. They say the way to a man's heart is through his...

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Worst Book Ever: This One.

Here's the guide GO TO EUROPE. Are you an anatomical girl? They will hit on you. Case closed. Also, note to the illustrator, way to make all European men look like date rapists zombies. Please ladies, read a real book and find a nice boy.  

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Meet The Parents

So let's say you've taken my golden nuggets of wisdom and applied them to your life. Being the dating expert that I am, they will all have been great successes and you are now known as a dating god. You are now happy, in love, constantly impressing your significant other and about to reach a...

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B.U. Asks You to Please Stop Masturbating

While we know this photo has been around for a bit (and are pretty sure it's not real) it is still hysterical.  Yeah, stop whacking off in the showers B.U. students.

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Take Me Out Tonight

This past week marked a very important landmark in my dear friend’s life: her very first date! Initially, I was a little surprised to find out that at 20 years old, the girl had never been on a real date before. But then, I thought, I guess I myself have only been on two. Maybe three…Gasp! Is the...

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