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Guys Like Pathetic

Hang onto your baggage for a little while ladies! You might just land your dream guy! A new study by Penn State University states men are attracted to women who have recently been broken up with over those who cut ties with their beau on their own terms. Strangely, women are the exact opposite. We...

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Fellas.. It Has Come to This

Sad.. but really true.  I just printed out a dozen... cause I'm a player. (Or just 1.. in case... either way....) 

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There's Nothing Funny About Babies

A recent study published in Fertility & Sterility (what do you mean, you missed it?) found that laughing can get you pregnant. Yea you heard me; laughing = babies. Well, kind of.    According to the study, %36 of women who were visited by a medical clown for 15 minutes after...

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F*ck Small Talk

For those of you who don't already know me (which sucks for you), I graduated last year from Rollins College (miss it dearly) and have since moved back home to Boston (yes, with my parents...shut up). Since being home and hitting the Boston bar scene, I realized I've forgotten what its like to be...

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The Woman Whisperer

Well this is the number one reason to not judge a book by its cover. This old weirdo knows more about women than any guy I have ever met, and makes a very valid point in the end. Why do we do that? Number 7 is my favorite.

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The Ex's New Girlfriend

As if moving on isn't hard enough Especially during the holidays). Finding out that your ex is in a new relationship just plain old sucks for a number of reasons. For one it feels like you just lost a game. Not that everyone is looking to get into a relationship right after a break-up, but it makes...

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Just a Thought....

It's Monday.... why not?

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The Hand Job...

As Bob Dylan once said: the times they are a changin'... this saying couldn't be more right with the subject that I am going to talk to you about today. Now I might not be the oldest or wisest but I do know a few things, it's not my first time at the rodeo and what was once the greatest thing...

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Baby, It's Cold Outside

Heads up snow bunnies: Word on the frozen street says the winter flurries are about to begin. But with romance always in the air, how do you have a fun date when the cold wind makes you want to crawl underground and stay there? Luckily for all of us, Boston is a veritable winter wonderland, and...

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Hallows, Horcruxes and Matters of the Heart

Between second helpings of pie and stuffing this past week, I was also going back for third and fourth servings of Harry Potter's latest installment, The Deathly Hallows Part 1. After my second viewing of the film, and after my tears for Dobby were finally subdued, I instead focused on the...

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