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What Do Mushrooms Look Like?

After trying to write a philosophy paper, I quickly realized I'm not deep enough for that shit, and I have really stupid humor. I've also come across too many comical images to count while surfing the web for hours. Here you are Ma'Lady... Related: Tony's Loud Sex Life Blows Up The Internet...

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Video: Angry Father Brutally Spanks The Boyfriend Of His Underage Daughter

Unfortunately there isn't much background on this video. What do know is that this father is pissed off at his underage daughter's adult boyfriend for sleeping with his daughter. When the boyfriend is confronted by the father his is presented with two options.  Option 1: A "severe...

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Video: Men, We Don't Know What We Did

Women are the bane of men's existence and here are the two reason why. 1. They drive us crazy. Yes, women drive men crazy, in both good ways and bad, which makes it all that much worse. One second you drooling, the next your running. 2. Women have no rational thoughts. Just...

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"YOLO" Expression Needs To Die, Plus The Best Anti-YOLO Campaign

The YOLO madness needs to end. Unless you're actually doing something worth only living once for, than don't say YOLO.  YOLO is one of those terms that started out with the right intentions and then got over played. Think about it. Living your life to it's fullest is a great way to live. You...

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Two Turtles Divorce After 115 Years

If these two can't make it, then there sure as hell isn't any hope for the rest of us.  Two giant tortoises, Bibi and Poldi, are headed for splitsville after 115 years of companionship.  The two met at an Australian zoo and have lived together for the past 36 years, however the female...

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The Greatest Craigslist Personal You Will Ever See

Man, it's really things like this that make me realize how that the internet is the great love of my life. Browsing through the hallowed (and often times, gross) annals of the interwebs this morning, I stumbled upon this. Day-made. On some real levels, if I was this girl, I would get over my deeply...

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Here Are 10 Reasons Why Men Watch Porn (VIDEO)

Men, we all watch porn. Cool glad we got that out of the way. Now, here are the 10 reasons we do watch porn, or at least according to Emily Hartridge, a sexy and very funny British girl. Related: Top Porn Sites Average As Many Views As Google And Facebook Hartridge is the creator of 10...

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How To Make Long Distance Relationships Suck Less This Summer

Summer rules. That’s undisputable. But if you’re trying to foster a relationship that’s long distance this summer, the following 3 months of bliss have the potential get complicated and emotional. Many people think that leaving school means leaving behind the person that you may have found there....

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Advice: How To Come On Too Strong

You are young, you are hormonal and, sooner or later, you’re going to develop an all-consuming desire for a person whom you believe has an appealing personality and/or physique. Perhaps you want to spend hours lying in an open field with your love interest staring at the clouds, or maybe you just...

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