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New Teen Trend: Group Sex

Kids these days man, they've got it rough.  I mean, when I was 15, all you had to do to be a bad ass was like, smoke cigarets or die your hair pink, but kids are just taking it to the next level these days.  Apparently, the hot new trend on the rise is group sex.  Yea....

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Just Did It? Get The 'I Just Made Love' App

Did you, just make love? Well congratulations to you! Why don't you share that information with everyone, because hey, we are in the social media age of over-sharing right? The app I just made love (and the website) let you not only share with the world that you in fact just got down and...

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Rundown on Pervy World Records Broken in 2011

We all got a little inner perve in us, sometimes it's just more noticeable than others.  This year apparently was a good year for being a perve as we were all gathering in large numbers to break some world records.  1. Worlds Largest Skinny Dip - June 19 Almost 400...

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New Jersey Woman Arrested For Fatal Penis Injection

The world is a weird, weird place where stuff like fatal dick injections happen. 34-year-old New Jersey resident Kasia Rivera is under arrest after performing a fatal penis injection on 22-year-old Justin Street. According to NJ.com, Street was looking for a penis enhancement (aren't we all). The...

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How to Pick Up Women

This video is a perfect representation of reality. Women, only want to be the first part of this video. Men, understand the second half is the reality. So what to do? If you actually want to pick up a chick, stick with the first half and pretend you are this gushy. Or, be honest, and tell her...

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Let's Discuss The Age Old Question: Can Men & Women be Friends?

Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and disagree here.  I know that's not surprising since every single girl in the video said "yes", but whatever hear me out.   I think this video is kind of bogus.  First of all, it was made by two dudes, and given the way they worded their questions, and all...

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Bad Date: Banker Rants About Date In 1,615 Words

Sometimes you just have a bad date. Other times, your date is so bad, you'd rather gouge your eyes out than go out with them again. But rarely, does a date go so bad, you write a novella about it.  That's what supposedly happened to this guy, an investment banker named "Mike. When he didn't...

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SUMO at Night- Ladies: Everybody does it (A Not At All Safe For Work Poem)

Often let go but rarely discussed,this cuplet will teach you queefs shouldn't be fussed. It's something they never taught you in sex ed - but you'll quickly learn when your back hits the bed Odorless yet powerful, these queefs make a statement - so be careful during sex of your vagina's placement...

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Women Have Unrealistic Expectations On Penis Size

A few days ago we brought you the world map of penis. Turns out, nobody on that map is good enough for any woman.  Women apparently have very unrealistic expectations as to what their ideal partner's penis size is.  We were drawn to a documentary by Lawrence Barraclough via an...

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Plan Your Next Vacation Around Penis Sizes In Europe

Next time you think, 'hmmm where should I stop on my next trip around the world?' just consult the trusty world penis size map. Just reminder the map is very European, thus lists sizes in centimeters.  BRB taking a quick trip to HUNGary [via BlameItOnTheVoices]

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