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Guy Has Permanent Boner Thanks to Penis Tattoo
Well I hope we all learn our lesson from this one guy. That lesson being, never ever get your junk inked. A 21-year-old Iranian man had Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed on his dick....
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
Condom Subscription Gives You Tons of Condoms, And Good Karma
Do you have enough regular sex that you are in need of a condom delivery service? Well fist let me say, high-five. Second let me say, congratulations on not only having lots of sex, but having lots of safe sex. If this is you, then the Sir Richard's subscription condom service may...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Solid Breakup Advice
We here at SUMO pride ourselves on our advice on breakups. While we are good, this guy is great. He is that very honest friend we all wish we had to tell us to just shut up, stop crying, and get the hell over it. Listen to him explain how easy it is to get over an ex. Yeah ok, so it is easier...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
January 4th Is The Worst Day For Infidelity
Have you noticed a lot of Facebook statuses lately going from In a Relationship to Single? If not, you might after today. According to TheDailyMail, January 4th may top any other day as the worst day for cheating on the calendar. Yesterday 994 unhappily married people decided to look...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Life's Little Moments Of Awesomeness: Ta Ta Tattoos
Sometimes you feel like the world's got you down. It always seems to be raining over head and sunny next door. We all go there from time to time and it's a dark place. There is no better way to get out of the slumps than staring at a nice pair of ta-tas. Yup, you heard me ladies, when I...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Silas Dunham
Disney Inspired Engagement Photos For The Young Lovers
We are all getting to be adults here and some are choosing to settle down. So you've popped the question but now there is so much to do! It doesn't all have to be painful though. Why not make the engagement photo session a grand ole time by reliving childhood? With a new trend toward Disney...
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POSTED Jan 17, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Gwen Poppe
Stephen Hawking Knows Nothing About Women
It's official. Men have no hope. The certified smartest guy in the world, Stephen Hawking recently admited “Women. They are a complete mystery to me.” Fuck it. I'm not even going to try then. From Geekosystem, "When asked, “If you were a young physicist just starting out today, what would...
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POSTED Jan 06, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
When Your Neighbors Have Loud Sex, Make A Game Out Of It
Everyone has been there, that time when you hear your neighbors or your roommates doing the nasty. Try as you might, you just can't ignore (or forget) the sound. Instead of being uncomfortable about it, just do what Ryan did; make a game out of it. Rather then just sit around...
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POSTED Jan 06, 2012 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
Playboy Bunny Heather Knox Would Take Tim Tebow’s Virginity
You know what I love? Playboy bunnies. You know what I don't love? Tim Tebow. Hence, when I heard this story, it made me hate him a little bit more. Last Sunday I was so proud of Tom Brady I nearly cried. The man crushed Tebow's fourth quarter dreams like a champ. I am sure Tebow went home and...
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POSTED Dec 23, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY Mike Douglas
World Champion Masturbator
We here at SUMO are all for doing the lonely dance, getting to know thy self in a more, holy, way, flogging the dolphin and all that jazz. Ya know, masturbating. (Don't worry, it won't make you blind, we checked.) But, I am not so sure that if I were the masturbating champion of the...
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POSTED Dec 22, 2011 IN Sex & Dating
BY The College Skinny
