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Commit Adultery With Online Dating Sites For Married Folk

If you want to be an adultress, there are websites to help you acheive your goal. That's right. Websites. With an "s". Meaning there is more than one. Sweetdiscreet.com lets you "add some excitement to your life by having affairs... The possibility for adultery is endless on [their] casual...

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Check Out This Extreme Public Display Of Affection (Wait For It)

Giving/receiving road head is like a mythical creature. Some people claim to have seen it, while most people know it will probably never happen to them.  But guess what you non-believers... BIG FOOT IS REAL... and so is road head.  Here is proof. 

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The Friendzone (VIDEO)

We'll all ended up there before, and let me be the first to say, it blows. The Friendzone. The terrible land that sees no action. Where the only time you'll see them (mostly) naked is when you're underwear shopping. Where sleep overs don't have happy endings.  For everyone who's landed there...

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Talk About Being Quick: One Handed Condom Wrapper Demo

When it's getting hot and heavy there is one thing that Team SUMO hates the most, losing wood over a stupid condom wrapper.  Fear not fellow sexcapaders for there will soon be a one handed condom wrapper on the market. With an easy flick, that pesky wrapper is and away, making it...

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What You May Not Know About Hugh Hefner And Playboy Magazine

There’s more to Huey than sex, he claims. American magazine publisher Hugh Hefner changed the savvy of men in the 50s and 60s. When he published Playboy the magazine, he almost instantly became a legend because he had without a doubt, made a historical leap for men, women and challenged the...

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An Ode To The "Nice Guy"

You’ve wanted us ever since you let us go ahead of you in the line at the dining hall. We said, “Oh, how sweet of you!” and agreed when you asked to exchange numbers. What a nice guy, we thought to ourselves, and from that very moment, unbeknownst to your effervescent adolescent fantasies, you...

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How To Play Hard To Get

Obtainability is for amateurs. Whether it is the quiet yet tenacious guy from your chem lab who wants to take you out for a drink/get his hands on your lady lumps, or the overeager girl down the hall who is determined to be your BFF, don't let anyone win you over too easily. If you want to appear...

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Women Love Bad Boys, And Here Are 10 Reasons Why

I've been telling kids this for years now, all women love bad boys. So stop popping your collar and waxing your chest. Thanks to Emily Hartridge and her show 10 Reasons Why, we now know why chicks get wet over guys with tattoos and zero respect for women. Related: Supermodel Candice...

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5 Reasons To Have A Summer Fling

Ah, summer loving. It may happen so fast, but you, my friend, can still have yourself a blast. Whether it is that somewhat-cute girl from high school that managed to became somewhat hot in the past year, or the quirky bus boy from work who you could describe as so much more attractive to your...

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The Map Sizing Guys Up Around The World

Warning lady SUMOs, after reading this map, you just may decide you’re moving. Below is the Worldwide Penis Size Map, with the average size of trouser snakes in each country. Looks like the US falls short at 5.1 inches compared to the Congo’s 7.1 inches, Ecuador’s 6.9 inches, or Venezuela’s 6.7...

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