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This Photo Of A Sandwich WIll Blow Your Mind

I am just going to present this little feat of sandwhich making science without comment.  Why have I never done this????

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Would You Drink This Buffalo Wing-Flavored Soda?

Well, it's been a banner week for diabetes, and it's only Tuesday. In the wake of the orgasmic pizza cupcakes we brought you yesterday, today brings the bizarre combination of Buffalo Wing Soda. The company responsible is Lester Fixins, who have in their repertoire bacon flavored soda, corn...

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Time For Some Food Porn: Pizza Cupcake Edition

The title pretty much says it all. It's like it a pepperoni pizza and a cupcake* got a little drunk one night, banged and their resulting spawn turned out to be the ultimate superfood. Or something. I don't know, you judge for yourself. If these little delights strike your fancy, you can check out...

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Watch This Cat Get Pwnd By A Fish (VIDEO)

I think I've made it very clear what my feelings regarding cats are. Which is why I love to see those furry little assholes get what's coming to them and it's even better when it comes from an unexpected source. Check out this cat get straight up bitch (or shall I say, fish) slapped. If you'...

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Brew Cave: The Walk In Beer Cooler

While I scoured the internet instead of studying for finals I found this gem of a product that I will definitely be purchasing for my man cave in a few years.   Sure every man cave has a dart board, a great flat screen TV and sports memorabilia but does any man cave that you know of...

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ToastaBags Are A College Dinner Dream Come True

God Holland, are you kidding me with this? Where have you been hiding your genius this whole time? Toastabags, the brainchild of Doska, a Dutch company which specializes in cheese, make it easy to make everyone's favorite meal.  Says their site, "Grilling a cheese sandwich may entail minimal...

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Stephen King Profanely Calls For Higher Taxes On The Rich, Slams Romney

It seems like taxes are on everyone's mind these days, this being an election year and all.  What we don't hear so often are the millionaires asking to be taxed more for the sake of the nation, but that's what Stephen King did on April 30th through a column at the Daily Beast, and he did it...

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5 Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals

Finals are the worst, and studying for them sucks. Thankfully I'm a grown ass woman and I don't have to deal with that anymore, but I still feel your pain so here are five things you can do instead of studying for finals. Prank call your mom - I know guys, I know, but trust me on this one. My...

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What Your Morning Cup Of Joe Says About You

Are you a simple guy or gal who just wants her caffeine fix, or something more complicated like a caramel whipped no foam stirred not shaken iced macchiato?  Let's see what your coffee choice really says about your personality.    Via DailyMail Click to enlarge

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Nothing To See Here, Just A Horse Wearing Jeans

I have no context or further information on this picture, but as the title says, here is a horse rocking some sick bootcut denim. Because this is the 21st century and horses can do anything they want, dammit. And, in honor of this amazing and perplexing picture, here are some other pictures of...

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