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National > The Scene
Happy Saturday, Here's Some Cupcakes That Look Like Poop
It's pretty hard to make a cupcake unappealing. But, making it look like a steaming pile of turd certainly does the trick. The good folks over at Buzzfeed have compiled an extensive list of poop-esque pastries and I'm not embarrassed to say I would probably eat all of them. Call me crazy but I...
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POSTED May 19, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Happy Friday-Here's A Banana Getting Tattooed (VIDEO)
Bananas are good for lots of things- being delicious, teaching high school kids to put on condoms, but this is something I've never seen before. Check out this banana getting all tatted up like it's a potassium filled Travis Barker.
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POSTED May 18, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Watch This Dude Chug A Bottle Of Jager In 30 Seconds (And Do Lots Of Other Gross Stuff)
We all knew that kid in school who was willing to eat, drink or essentially do anything in order to get some laughs. Well, this is what these kids look like all grown up. Meet Shoenice, and here he is chugging a bottle of Jagermeister. Honestly, besides never wanting to drink Jager again, I...
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POSTED May 17, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
Man Gets Kicked Out Of All-You-Can-Eat For Eating Too Much
Bill Wisth was recently ejected from Chuck’s Place all-you-can-eat fish fry for eating too much food, and now he want's justice. At 6'6" 350-lbs Wisth can pack away pretty much anything you throw in front of him, which is why he's protesting against Chuck's Place for false advertising. After...
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POSTED May 16, 2012 IN Grub & Drinks
BY Silas Dunham
Nestle Set To Release Girl Scout Cookie Candy Bars, My Life Is Complete
Well, guys. This is it. My life has officially peaked, it's all downhill from here. In case you're confused about what's got me so hot and bothered, it's this: Girl Scout cookie candy bars. I'll let that soak in for a minute. In celebration of Girl Scout's 100th anniversary, Nestle is rolling out...
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POSTED May 14, 2012 IN Grub & Drinks
BY Hannah Poster
Gund Releases New Boo The Dog Stuffed Animal
In case you didn't know this (or anything) about me, I love puppies. Almost more than anything, to be honest. So, as you might guess, I've spent many hours wishing I could own the adorable fluffball that is Boo the Dog. And, since my dognapping plans have fallen short, I guess the next best...
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POSTED May 14, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
This Belongs Here: Bear Cub Conga Line (VIDEO)
When they're older and fully grown, bears can be scary motherlickers. Big, menacing jaws and deep growls can make any man piss his panties with fear. But like all animals, bears start off as cute little bastards. Teeny, fuzzy balls of fur just kicking it in pens, starting love...
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POSTED May 12, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Liam Feldstein
Bourbon Meets Bacon In Jim Beam's Bacon Mustard
Have you meet my dear friend Jim? Jim (or Mr. Beam to you) has just jumped up to BFFL status with his release of Jim Beam Bacon Mustard. Gentlemen, and ladies, this is what America is all about. Bacon Mustard is made with Jim Beam, to give it a nice subtle bourbon flavor. Than Mr. Beam adds...
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POSTED May 10, 2012 IN Grub & Drinks
BY Silas Dunham
When Will The Madness End: Burger King Now Offering Bacon Ice Cream Sundae
I guess it's time to just admit defeat and recognize that meat-flavored desserts are here to stay. Burger King is just the latest example in a long, gross string of examples, such as the bacon milkshake and buffalo wing flavored soda. A Nashville-area Burger King is testing their new bacon-sundae,...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Grub & Drinks
BY Hannah Poster
Some Genius Legally Changes His Name To Tyrannosaurus Rex Because It's "Cool"
There are a lot of stupid people in the world, this is nothing new. However, the new heights (or should I say lows) that people will go to continues to amaze me. Today's example? A 23-year-old Nebraska man legally changed his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex to sound "cooler" and help him get a leg up in...
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POSTED May 09, 2012 IN Stuff
BY Hannah Poster
