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Well, Zombie-Proof Condos Are Now A Thing
Looking to one-up your friends in the inevitable "who would survive longest in a zombie apocalypse situation" argument? Well, better invest in some real estate in Concordia, Kansas, who is now offering zombie-proof condos. The building, built on an old missile silo, is equipped some of your more...
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POSTED Jun 01, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
Kid Wins $500 For Making Out With His Teacher
Kids these days, am I right? An 18-year-old student just won $400 from his friends after winning a bet as to who could hook up with their 26-year-old global studies teacher first. According to the New York Post: Eric Arty, 18, beat his pals — who each ponied up $100 — to win the jackpot as...
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POSTED May 31, 2012 IN US
BY Mike Douglas
Best Marriage Proposal Of All Time (VIDEO)
I hate this guy. I mean let's be honest, he just ruined marriage proposals for every guy out there. All our girlfriends are going to see this and be like: "oh honey that was so sweet, I would love that!!!" Now we have to one up this motherlicker somehow. I don't have...
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POSTED May 29, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
Rodney McGee Calls Dog To Testify At Trial
Rodney McGee is a mad genius. A few weeks ago, McGee was pulled over on suspicion of having drugs. The police officer brought over Deputy Azor, who is a drug dog, to sniff out the goods. Lucky for McGee, Azor never found any. McGee was however slapped with a fine for failing to...
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POSTED May 28, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
In Time To Panic News- Miami Police Shoot And Kill A Man Chewing The Face Off His Victim
Yesterday a Miami man was shot and killed by police after he was found eating the face of another man. This story is literally how every zombie apocalypse movie begins (and unfortunately we all know how that ends). Around 2 pm yesterday, a naked man was spotted on Biscayne Boulevard...
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POSTED May 28, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
President Obama On Marijuana: Interception!
Apparently there's some new book about President Barack Obama called Barack Obama: The Story (crazy title, right?). Anyway, so one of the quotes from the book delves a little deeper into Obama's past with Marijuana, saying: Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the...
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POSTED May 25, 2012 IN US
BY Courtney McCullough
Curt Schilling In Deep With Rhode Island Over 38 Studios
Curt Schilling's 38 Studios, responsible for the release of Knights of Amalar: Reckoning just laid off its entire staff yesterday amidst a massive financial crisis. In 2010, the company was loaned $75 million by the state of Rhode Island to back the production of Reckoning. A few...
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POSTED May 25, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
In Disgusting Revenge News: Woman Spikes Her Boss's Coffee With Period Blood
We've all disliked our bosses at one time or another. I mean, let's be real, we would all rather just watch Netlix and play Temple Run on our phones all day instead of work. But there's a big difference between that and the lengths one woman in Singapore went to to get back at her boss. A...
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POSTED May 23, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
Found: Naked Man Chained To A Tree Looking For Anonymous Sex In Minnesota
Earlier this week, police in Ramsey Minnesota arrested Alan Petrussion after they found him naked, blindfolded, and tied up to a tree in a local park. When asked about the incident, Petrussion said he was just catching some zZzZzZz's during an afternoon nap, but the police aren't buying it and...
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POSTED May 22, 2012 IN US
BY Courtney McCullough
67-Year-Old Man Dies While Getting A Lap Dance
What's the saying, "everyone dies but not everyone truly lives?" Well, I'd like to start a new saying, "everyone dies, but not everyone dies while getting a face full of boobies." Robert Gene White, a 67-year-old man, received several lap dances at a Texas strip club Friday night, and when...
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POSTED May 21, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
