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Florida Man Takes Craziest Mug Shot
Turns out that everyone in Florida is just bat-shit crazy, and to prove my point, there's this guy. This Central Florida man was found in a booze scented car parked, with the engine running, at an intersection. When the officers attempted to give a sobriety test, 29-year-old Kelsey Smith...
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POSTED Jun 25, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
Report: Great White Sharks Spotted In Cape Cod
Well just another reason, on top of shitty tourists and crowded beaches, to not go to Cape Cod: two great white sharks have been detected in the waters near Monomoy Island. Last year, seven of these behemoths were tagged for research; the two returning bastards set off pings about a half mile from...
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POSTED Jun 23, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
School Principal Tells Female Student The Only Way To Succeed Is By Sucking His Balls
Ladies, the only way that you're going to get ahead is by sucking an older gentlemen's balls, or at least that's what 43-year-old William Abreu, the assistant principal at Progress HS for Professional Careers in Bushwick believes. Abreu supposedly said this to a 15-year-old girl: Would you...
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POSTED Jun 21, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
Police Break Up 200 Person High School Grad Party
After recently graduating from La Costa Canyon High School, 18-year-old Laurenz Jacobsen decided to throw one hell of a party. Naturally, the police showed up and ruined everything. Jacobsen is under investigation for violation of a social host ordinance after the police raided...
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POSTED Jun 18, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
Henry Hill, Inspiration For "Goodfellas," Dies At 69
Henry Hill, the subject of Nicholas Pileggi's Wise Guy and inspiration behind Martin Scorsese's iconic film Goodfellas, died yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 69. The cause was attributed to complications from a heart attack he suffered recently. He began his life of crime in...
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POSTED Jun 13, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
E3 2012 Recap: Biggest Video Game Convention In The World
Another year, another E3 come and gone. The world's biggest gaming convention plowed through the Los Angeles Convention Center this week with every big name in the business in attendance: Ubisoft, Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, EA, Konami, Epic Games, Bethesda; the list goes on. The...
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POSTED Jun 11, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
Breaking News: UMass To Increase Tuition After Joining Obama's Financial Aid Effort
Only one day after joining the new Obama program to help students become more fiscally responsible UMass has increased their tuition. UMass board of trustees will be meeting today to discuss a possible tuition hike of 4.9 percent, which would increase the cost for in-state undergraduates an...
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POSTED Jun 06, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
Man Makes Helicopter Out Of Dead Cat
What should you do if your cat gets hit by a car? Have it taxidermied and turn it into a helicopter toy, obviously. It was that obvious to Dutch artist Bart Jansen, because that is exactly what he did. When his rather appropriately named cat Orville was hit by a car Janson had the cat...
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POSTED Jun 06, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating On The Side Of The Road
Oh, Florida. You guys have really been bringing the crazy lately. From cannibalism to illegal voting restrictions, the Sunshine state has been gettin' real weird with it lately. And it's only getting weirder. Last week, a 35-year-old woman was arrested on a highway on Ocala, FL for exposing herself...
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POSTED Jun 04, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
Two People Shot Over Who Makes Better Kool-Aid Argument
Idiocracy is upon us people and we are just embracing that shit like a new baby brother. A recent argument in Detroit has left two innocent bystanders with gun shot wounds and a hatred like no other. What was the argument over? Who makes a better batch of...
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POSTED Jun 01, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
