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Romney Ignores A Passanger Einstein

Poor Romney just can’t get a break! Cant the guy just have a few minutes to himself without thinking out healthcare, immigration, deficit, etc...? Earlier in the week Romney was on a Delta flight that has caused quit a buzz.  While flying coach he was seated next to a patron that was just...

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Record Breaking Earthquake Hits Oklahoma

A 5.6 magnitude quake hit Oklahoma last night, making it the largest earthquake on record in the area. The quake was reportedly felt as far away as Illinois, Kansas, Arkansas, Tennessee and Texas. Thankfully, there are no reports of death or serious injury, just this weird graphic showing bugs and...

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Will PAC Make Or Break Perry?

Who will stay and who will go? There has been much banter about Perry lately, especially about the past Western debate, specifically on immigration. However, it is said Perry is in a very good place right now, with an opportunity “too good to be true”. With Bachman falling under the radar and the...

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83-Year-Old Male Prostitute Arrested

Maybe you can have swag forever. 83-year-old Ben Clifford Dawson of Iowa is running for city council. I don't think this recent arrest is going to help him with male voters, but it might help him with the ladies. "According to police, they received a complaint that Dawson had offered to perform...

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I See Dead People... Having Sex

Dianne Carlisle of Euclid, Ohio, has got a ghost problem. No, they aren't exactly haunting her, and she says they are friendly enough, although they may be a little too friendly.  Carlisle claims she has a sexy ghost problem. She says, two of the ghosts in her house keep having sex in the...

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Pizza CEO, Herman Cain, Lays It On Thick!

We all know what happens when someone gains status in the public eye; people dig up your past. That is exactly what people are doing with frontrunner, Cain! There have been accusations that Cain displayed inappropriate conduct (sexual harrassment) towards some of the female employees from the...

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Woman Found Hanging in Haunted House

The stuff of nightmares and Halloween moves just came true. According to Fox2, "A girl was found hanging by a noose inside a haunted house attraction Thursday night. Customers may have even walked past her thinking she was a scary prop." The police said the 17-year-old haunted house actress may...

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Pizza Wars: Not as Fun as They Sound

In recent pizza news (aka, the best news) ish just got mad real down in Florida after two local branch Dominos managers set fire to a neighboring Papa Johns last week.  The two men reportedly did so in hopes that offing the Papa Johns would increase their bottom line. The two men said...

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St.Mary's: Kicked Out of Dorm, Moved to Cruise Ship

Why didn't this ever happen to me?  St. Mary's College is moving its students out of the dorm, and onto a cruise ship thanks to mold overtaking the dorms after Hurricane Irene. Fox News reports, "The public liberal arts college, which is situated on the banks of the St. Mary's River, moved...

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The Best Car Chase Ever: Lady Going 128 MPH In a Thong

Well if this story won't brighten your day, nothing will.  Ohio police were lead on a car chase, with the driver hitting speeds of 128mph. The driver, 28-year-old Erin Holdsworth, was eventually stopped by the police and stepped out of the car, sporting nothing but a g-string, some tennis...

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