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Master Bait Shop Opens In Virginia Causing Community Uproar
Giggles are spreading around Orange, Virginia as the "Orange County Master Bait Shop" opens it's doors. Yup, owner Michael DeClue of the fishing supply store is completely oblivious to all of the high-school innuendoes of opening a master bait shop. The store is the...
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POSTED Jul 20, 2012 IN US
BY Mike Douglas
BREAKING NEWS: Shooting In Aurora, Colo.; At Least 12 Dead, 50 Injured
Late last night during the midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, CO, a man armed with a rifle, pistol, smoke bomb and a gas mask opened fire on a packed movie theater, killing at least 12 people and injuring more than 50. The shooter, James Holmes, was apprehended at the...
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POSTED Jul 20, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
SUMO Lunch Break: Close-Up Of San Diego Fireworks Fail
On the 4th of July, San Diego decided to shoot off all of their red rockets at once. Not intentionally of course, but never the less, it happened. Here's a close-up of the excitement. Enjoy!
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POSTED Jul 12, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
Car Chase In LA Ends With Driver Driving Off A Cliff (VIDEO)
I don't know about you but I've never heard or seen a high speed chase end in favor of the driver and this story is no different. A high speed chase in LA ends with the driver driving his vehicle through a gardrail and off of a cliff into a home. The suspect is a physical education teacher at a Los...
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POSTED Jul 11, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
Currently 37 Golden Bears Qualified For 2012 Olympics
It doesn’t take an athletics expert to notice that Cal’s football team hasn’t been all that successful in recent years past. However, that’s not to say that Berkeley doesn’t boast some amazing athletes. Cal women’s soccer player Alex Morgan rose to stardom with her excellent performance in the...
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POSTED Jul 05, 2012 IN US
BY Melissa Ross
SUMO Lunch Break: SUV Launches Off Of Heat Buckled Road
With extreme heats hitting the mid-west this past week, the roads have taken a beating. When the temperatures get so hot, the roads expand, and the only place for them to expand to is up. In one case they made a perfect ramp, for this poor, unexacting SUV to launch off of. Honestly, this...
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POSTED Jul 03, 2012 IN US
BY Silas Dunham
How 'Bout This Weather? Ultimate Weather Forecast
Hey, have you noticed that it's hot as hell out there? No? Oh you have central AC? Well screw you then, because I don't. Why don't we take a look at this extended forecast which proves that we are only in the 3rd level of hell. I hope you guys all make it past the godzilla attack.
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POSTED Jul 02, 2012 IN US
BY The College Skinny
Toxicology Reports Say Bath Salts Not To Blame For "Miami Zombie" Incident
Well, it might actually be time to start collecting those canned goods and stock piling weapons (just kidding, don't do this) in anticipation for the zombie apocalypse. Just as the panic has started to die down following the inexplicable and terrifying cannibalistic attacks of the past few months (...
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POSTED Jun 29, 2012 IN US
BY Hannah Poster
Who Would You Trust: Obama Or Romney?
Throughout the 2012 Presidential Race, a lot of issues will be thrown at the candidates: immigration, health care, the failing economy, gay rights, etc. While imperative to the campaign trails of Mitt Romney and Barack Obama, one hot button issue has been brought up by National Geographic...
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POSTED Jun 29, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
Jury Finds Jerry Sandusky Guilty On 45 Counts Of Sexual Child Abuse
After twenty-one hours of deliberation and nearly three weeks in court, the jury has handed down their verdict: former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky is guilty on 45 of 48 counts of sexual abuse on young boys over a 15-year span. Although no sentence has been given, and won't be...
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POSTED Jun 26, 2012 IN US
BY Liam Feldstein
