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National > World
Facebook Provides Unlikely Protection From Stalkers
Ariane Friedrich, a German high jumper and expected Summer Olympic contender, posted the name and email address of a Facebook stalker who had been sending her inappropriate messages and pictures over the social networking service. Friedrich, who admitted in a recent Facebook post that she had been...
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POSTED Apr 26, 2012 IN World
BY Alana Wong
Adorable Polar Bear Brings You 5 Ways To Save The Environment
I understand this polar bear will without a doubt rip my face off without a care in the world. But I just DGAF. He is so cute. Look at his little paw. If this doesn't make you immediately want to start recycling and buy a Prius, I don't know what will. While most young people don't have the...
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POSTED Apr 25, 2012 IN World
BY The College Skinny
Chinese Man Dies In Worst Possible Way: Testicular Asphyxiation
I am a "1000 Ways to Die" junkie, so I've become accustomed to seeing strange and really painful ways to die. Before today, I thought that the most painful way to die would be something like being buried alive or drowning. Well, I was wrong. On April 19, a man was killed in the Hainan province of...
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POSTED Apr 25, 2012 IN World
BY Joshua Ryan
Three Australians Drunkenly Steal A Penguin From Sea World
Some people get the drunk munchies. Others get a hankering for stealing a penguin, like these guys. Three men decided after a night of doing shot shot shot shot shot shots, that they would head over to Sea World on the Australian Gold Coast. Upon entering, the men all took a quick...
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POSTED Apr 20, 2012 IN World
BY Stacey Leasca
Australian Woman Gets Workers Comp For Sex Injury
One Australian woman is receiving the ultimate employee benefits after winning a lawsuit granting her workers comp after a sex injury. While on a business trip, the un named employee of Comcare (a government agency ironically in charge of health and safety), met up with a friend and while going...
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POSTED Apr 19, 2012 IN World
BY Hannah Poster
Mexican Fishermen Haul Up 2,000 Pound Shark
People often ask me why I'm afraid of the ocean, like it's some kind of irrational fear. Well, two fishermen down in Mexico's Sea of Cortez hauled up 19.8 feet and 2,000 pounds of reason. Just look at this bastard: The two men, identified only as Guadalupe and Baltazar, were expecting...
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POSTED Apr 19, 2012 IN World
BY Liam Feldstein
13 Tons of Miniature Eiffel Towers Seized
According to Pierre Couric, a Paris souvenir shop owner, her husband and son were arrested and stand accused of selling miniature Eiffel Towers at popular tourist spots (the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, etc.) without a permit. The trinket seizure was led by not only French Customs, but by social...
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POSTED Apr 18, 2012 IN World
BY Bridgette Hertz
4-Year-Old Girl In UK With IQ Of 159
I think I'm a pretty smart man; I know what love is and can shrimp with the best of 'em. After four years of college and various studies, I figured I was decently intelligent. But this little 4-year-old girl from Hampshire, England just shattered all my hopes and dreams. Heidi...
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POSTED Apr 18, 2012 IN World
BY Liam Feldstein
El Salvador Has First Murder-Free Day in Three Years
Everyone drop what you're doing and pay attention. El Salvador, a country rife with drug gangs and violence, saw its first murder-free day in almost three years on Saturday. No situation has ever called for a motherfucking Hoosiers slow clap like this one does. Real recognize real....
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POSTED Apr 17, 2012 IN World
BY Liam Feldstein
Rick Santorum Drops Out Of The Presidential Race
Rick Santorum has officially dropped out of the presidential race. Over the past few days, Santorum has taken time away from his campaign to focus on his family's needs. His daughter, Bella, suffers from Trismony, a very rare genetic disorder. She has been hospitalized twice during the...
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POSTED Apr 10, 2012 IN World
BY Stacey Leasca
