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The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us
You read right SUMOs & skinnies - the time has come to purchase your zombie weapon of choice because the apocalypse is upon us. During this past week three reports of humans eating other humans have been reported, some with evidence of a virus. A report was filed last week in...
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POSTED Jun 04, 2012 IN World
BY Jess Juskevicius
Girl Posts Facebook Photo With A Pile Of Cash, Her Mom's House Gets Robbed Hours Later
A 17-year-old Australian girl recently posted a photo of herself on Facebook with a "large sum of cash", which (surprisingly) resulted in her mother's home being robbed hours later. According to BBC, two masked men invaded the mother's home demanding the cash. When the mother told the robbers that...
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POSTED May 30, 2012 IN World
BY Silas Dunham
Stray Dog Completes Over 1,000 Miles In Chinese Bike Race (VIDEO)
A stray dog, nicknamed “Xiaosa” completed a 1,700km (1,056 miles) journey from Sichuan to Tibet in China after joining a cycle race. Cyclist, Xiao Yong, and his group of friends discovered Xiaosa bathing in the sun and threw a drumstick to the dog. Amazingly Xiaosa took to the cyclists and followed...
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POSTED May 29, 2012 IN World
BY Luke Pannifer
Israeli Man Divorces Wife Afters She Takes In 550 Cats
A man from southern Israel divorced his wife this week because she had brought 550 cats into their home. The husband told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he was unable to sleep in his bedroom because the surface of the couple's bed was constantly covered with cats. The man also claimed...
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POSTED May 25, 2012 IN World
BY Hannah Poster
Japanese Man Cooks And Serves His Own Genitalia
Mao Sugiyama, an artist from Japan, recently lopped off his genitalia then cooked and served them to diners at a banquet last month. A self-described "asexual," he felt he did not identify with either gender, despite his downstairs situation. Surgically removed by doctors, the testicles...
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POSTED May 25, 2012 IN World
BY Liam Feldstein
Mexican Man Attempts To Smuggle Drugs In His Wheelchair
According to reports, a Mexican man was caught by US Customs trying to smuggle 7lbs of cocaine into Arizona in the seat of his wheelchair. Authorities were turned on to the man (not by, to) when they noticed his seat looked funny. Upon further inspection, they found the 5 packaged of...
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POSTED May 16, 2012 IN World
BY Courtney McCullough
Demi-God Thor Breaks Some Uncomfortable News
Uncomfortable news is hard to break, even if you're a demi-god like Thor. Chris Hemsworth, better known for his role as Thor, recently appeared on Capital FM London to plug his new movie The Avengers. Instead of talking about his record breaking film, Hemsworth had to break some uncomfortable news...
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POSTED May 14, 2012 IN World
BY Silas Dunham
Remains Of 49 People Found On Mexican Road
Ready for your WTF moment of the day? On Sunday, Mexican police got a tip that there were a bunch of bodies along a Mexican highway in Cadereyta Jimenez. Turns out there were forty-nine of them, mangled, in plastic bags. According to KESQ.com, "A message left on a wall nearby appeared to...
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POSTED May 14, 2012 IN World
BY Mickey Fisher
Newly Discovered Mayan Calendar Fully Debunks 2012 Conspiracy
Time to bust out your bucket list folks because it's due for some revisions. Archaeologist William Saturno, from Boston University, and his team of researchers uncovered a sprawling Mayan mural in the ancient city of Xultun. The painting depicts a king and his followers, one of whom is...
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POSTED May 11, 2012 IN World
BY Liam Feldstein
Russian Man Shot Through The Neck With Arrow, Survives
Konstantine Myakush was just chilling in Moscow when a 20-inch long arrow pierced his throat, in front of his daughters no less. Did it kill him? Hell no, he just called his wife and went to the hospital, where the arrow was removed. According to Arbroath, "The arrow, believed to...
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POSTED May 10, 2012 IN World
BY Mickey Fisher
