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The Zombie Apocalypse Is Upon Us

You read right SUMOs & skinnies - the time has come to purchase your zombie weapon of choice because the apocalypse is upon us. During this past week three reports of humans eating other humans have been reported, some with evidence of a virus. A report was filed last week in...

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Girl Posts Facebook Photo With A Pile Of Cash, Her Mom's House Gets Robbed Hours Later

A 17-year-old Australian girl recently posted a photo of herself on Facebook with a "large sum of cash", which (surprisingly) resulted in her mother's home being robbed hours later. According to BBC, two masked men invaded the mother's home demanding the cash. When the mother told the robbers that...

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Stray Dog Completes Over 1,000 Miles In Chinese Bike Race (VIDEO)

A stray dog, nicknamed “Xiaosa” completed a 1,700km (1,056 miles) journey from Sichuan to Tibet in China after joining a cycle race. Cyclist, Xiao Yong, and his group of friends discovered Xiaosa bathing in the sun and threw a drumstick to the dog. Amazingly Xiaosa took to the cyclists and followed...

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Israeli Man Divorces Wife Afters She Takes In 550 Cats

A man from southern Israel divorced his wife this week because she had brought 550 cats into their home. The husband told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he was unable to sleep in his bedroom because the surface of the couple's bed was constantly covered with cats. The man also claimed...

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Japanese Man Cooks And Serves His Own Genitalia

Mao Sugiyama, an artist from Japan, recently lopped off his genitalia then cooked and served them to diners at a banquet last month.  A self-described "asexual," he felt he did not identify with either gender, despite his downstairs situation.  Surgically removed by doctors, the testicles...

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Mexican Man Attempts To Smuggle Drugs In His Wheelchair

According to reports, a Mexican man was caught by US Customs trying to smuggle 7lbs of cocaine into Arizona in the seat of his wheelchair. Authorities were turned on to the man (not by, to) when they noticed his seat looked funny. Upon further inspection, they found the 5 packaged of...

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Demi-God Thor Breaks Some Uncomfortable News

Uncomfortable news is hard to break, even if you're a demi-god like Thor. Chris Hemsworth, better known for his role as Thor, recently appeared on Capital FM London to plug his new movie The Avengers. Instead of talking about his record breaking film, Hemsworth had to break some uncomfortable news...

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Remains Of 49 People Found On Mexican Road

Ready for your WTF moment of the day? On Sunday, Mexican police got a tip that there were a bunch of bodies along a Mexican highway in Cadereyta Jimenez. Turns out there were forty-nine of them, mangled, in plastic bags.   According to KESQ.com, "A message left on a wall nearby appeared to...

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Newly Discovered Mayan Calendar Fully Debunks 2012 Conspiracy

Time to bust out your bucket list folks because it's due for some revisions.  Archaeologist William Saturno, from Boston University, and his team of researchers uncovered a sprawling Mayan mural in the ancient city of Xultun. The painting depicts a king and his followers, one of whom is...

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Russian Man Shot Through The Neck With Arrow, Survives

Konstantine Myakush was just chilling in Moscow when a 20-inch long arrow pierced his throat, in front of his daughters no less.  Did it kill him?  Hell no, he just called his wife and went to the hospital, where the arrow was removed.  According to Arbroath, "The arrow, believed to...

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