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What's David Clowney Doing?

He's getting tested, and tweeting his results. And the verdict is... Boom. You heard it from the Buffalo Bills star himself ladies, clean as a whistle. So no shame here in sacking up to be his next receiver (if you catch what I'm sayin'). -all puns intended-

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Super-Couple Tom Brady And Gisele Are Reportedly Expecting Again

According to NESN.com, the impossibly good-looking and successful couple that is Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are reportedly expecting their second child together. An official statement hasn't been made yet, but stylists at recent events have been noticing certain "changes" in the supermodel's...

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What's Scott Disick Doing?

He's looking all GQ in Londontown, walking around like King Henry the VIII and shit. Disick stepped out yesterday with members of the Kardashian Klan (as well as their lastest prey, Kanye West) while shopping. Way to go Scott, keep flying that freak flag high. Seems like his douche cape didn't...

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What's Courtney Stodden Doing?

She's dressing up like Hello Kitty and making everyone feel hella uncomfortable in the process. No seriously, I know she's done some super weird and borderline illegal things in the past but this just may be the weirdest. Just watch for yourselves. Kudos to anyone who made it through that...

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John Mayer Comes Out Of Hiding To Apologize For Being An Idiot

John Mayer has had a noticeable abscence in the sappy music/Twitter douchebag game. But fear not, because the boy is back- and he's dressed like a hipster cowboy and aplogizing up a storm. Mayer appeared on Ellen yesterday to promote his new album, Born and Raised and express his...

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What's Rihanna Doing?

She's turnin' straight girls bi. Yup, and she's lettin' everyone know on Twitter. Don't get me wrong, I like Rihanna. She's crazy hot and her music is fun to get drunk to, but damn, this girl is like hot-mess bingo. Doing drugs on a dudes head, making it rain on strippers, hooking up with her...

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What's Kanye West Doing?

He's letting people know everything he hates on a Twitter rant. Thank god we now all know so we can be sure to not ever wear or do those things again, because Kanye West is the Messiah of life and we care not cross him.

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What's Scott Disick Doing?

Ugh, he's being Scott Disick, driving around the worlds biggest mirror. You go Scott Disick. Keep on killin' it buddy.

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Snooki Calls Tan Mom A "Crazy Bitch"

Patricia Krentcil was arrested and charged with child endangerment after allegedly bringing her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning salon.  Her daughter showed up at school with what officials called a, "horrible sunburn."  While you may think this is a misunderstanding, take one...

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What's Courtney Stodden Doing?

She's going makeup free, bitch! Well, kinda. It still looks like she's wearing several pounds of foundation, but whatever, it's still about 1000x less pornstar-esque than usual, so I'll give her that. Also, let's be real here guys, those boobs are real in the same way I don't want to marry Ryan...

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