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Should I Drink Tonight?

Well, today is Friday, so obviously I'm drinking tonight because I'm what kids these days call 'a real cool cat', and everyone knows that drinking makes you cool (life lesson #1 kids, never forget it). But sometimes I'm sitting around on like a Monday or something, just hanging out, and one of my...

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Dramatic Reenactment Of A Facebook Conversation

People get real silly on Facebook.  Airing all their business out there, saying things they wouldn't ever say in real life (at least I hope not anyway).  But remember kids: Facebook is still public, and you still look like a fool.   To prove this point, these guys are going to...

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Why Guys Should Join Fraternities In College

Are you one of those college students that stays in the dorm all day everyday or do you choose to get involved? Being involved in college can be one the best things you can ever do because you will get the full college experience. Yes, the main reason to attend college is to get an education but...

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Thank God I'm Not Still In Elementary School

Dude, people are sick.  I'm serious, y'all are some sick nasty individuals out there.  You're everywhere too.  No one is safe.  Not even the kids.  Especially not the kids actually... definitely not the kids. In the past week I've read two stories of elementary school...

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Don't Regret Adding Or Following Your Boss On Facebook and Twitter

Twitter and Facebook have now become so prevalent that people include their social information on business cards and give their usernames to other professionals in business settings. Who would have thought that Facebook, now used mostly for stalking your friends’ pictures, would become such a...

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How Facebook Can Put You In The Slammer

Ever wonder who is behind those viruses you get on your computer or the windows that pop up? Thanks to people acting stupid on Facebook, at least one group of hooligans have been found.  The gang that created the Koobface virus had gained over $6 million from those spam posts asking "have you...

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Creepiest Thing To Whisper While Giving A Hug

Top creepiest things some one could whisper in your ear while giving you a hug. #10. "Hmmmmmm, this is nice" #9. "I just licked your ear" #8. "Mother told me it would be like this" #7. "It was me" *Then walk away and don't give eye contact. #6. "You feel moist" #5. "I don't care if you're not 18...

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Life After Christmas: What To Do With All Those Presents

I love showing off the gifts I recieved last weekend just as much as the next person. It's been a few days now and the novelty is wearing off; the stacks of boxes and ripped snowman bags are taking up too much space.  Luckily for you though, it's vacation! First things first, those clothes...

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5 Unhealthy Habits You Get From Your Friends

Our friends are the family we choose for ourselves. We love em. But are they the best for us?  Peer pressure is stereotypically thought of when it comes to smoking and drinking. If you have friends who go crazy, it's not too far-fetched to say that you can get crazy too. People with friends...

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The 5 People You'll See Over Your Holiday Break

Well guys, it's Christmas/Chanuka/New Years/Kwanza/whatever else it it.  Let's just make this easy and say it's the holidays.  You're probably home now on break, chillin and coolin per usual.  Time to kick it old school with all your high school homies like it's 2006.  But be...

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