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SUMO Monday MANual: How To Plan An Epic Road Trip

While we are still coming off the high from our road trip this weekend with GrooveBoston, we figured it would be a good week to discuss how to plan a road trip. It’s every bro's dream to have a kickass road trip with his fellow bros. But there are certain ways you need to go about a road trip to...

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The Art of Procrastination: Becoming the Best Procrastinator You Can Possibly Be.

Most people consider procrastination something that results from a total lack of focus. To those people, I say hrrumph- procrastination is an art form. It is a skill that can be molded and perfected with effort so here are several steps that you can take in order to become the best...

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SUMO Monday MANual: Why Puppies Might Not Be The Best Chick Magnet

SIDE NOTE: We would like it to be known that no puppies were hurt in the making of this article. Also, we fucking love puppies but we just want people to know the downside to having them as a full time college student. Anyway… In a feeble attempt to pick up girls, a lot of guys make the rash...

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5 Things That Will Automatically Make Your Day 100% Better

We have all been there; the day just isn’t going our way. It is a beautiful day out but it seems like it is raining on you. But there are always a few things that can help turn it around, well at least help send it in the right direction. Doppelgängers: You are walking through campus with a friend...

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SUMO Monday MANual: How To…

Well, since Travis is drinking and relaxing his ass off in Vermont this weekend I kind of feel bad writing this on my own. I mean it's not like his ideas are ever any good but I am sure he would still like to be included (I am just kidding, I just wrote all this to see what kind of threating text I...

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How To Sext Like A Pro

My best advice to anyone who wants to send a naked picture of themselves to someone is simply "DON'T." But, since it's obvious abstinence only education (for anything) is pointless, here are some tips on how to sext smart. -Take care of the details: Clean your room, find the most flattering...

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How To Make the Most Of Your Day Off

We've all been there. It's your day off. You've been waiting for this day all week, month, however long. You've created an endless mental list of all the things you were going to do and accomplish on this, the one day you finally have to yourself. Perhaps you were going to clean your room, do some...

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How To Get A Job In College: An Informal Guide To Standing Out In The Crowd

Here's another posts from the guys at www.yourstudentresearch.com. Check them out if you have a paper to write!  Are you among the countless college students who spent all of their meal card money on Orange Mocha Frappachinos the third week into the semester? If so, you know that having enough...

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Life After College

Once college is over, the recent graduate may ask the infamous question “What’s next?” It’s hard to figure out what you want to do for the rest of your life, but when it’s actually time to make that decision, what are some things that you would like to consider? Do you like what you majored in and...

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How To Make Your Spring Break Cruise Even Cheaper (With Booze)

For those of you planning on hitting the high seas, there are a few tips the cruise websites fail to mention.  For one, alcohol is very expensive and for those of us on college budget we don't have $12-$15 and up for fruity, these-don't-get-me-drunk drinks.  How to sneak on alcohol to...

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