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SUMO MONDAY MANual: How To End Your College Career on a High Note (Seniors Only)

It has finally come to that time of year where seniors are on there way out and are graduating.  Aside from battling through the last couple of classes so you actually pass, we’re sure you all have regrets that at this point you can’t change but why end your career on a bad note?  Go hard...

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Easy Tips For An Easy Spring Cleaning

With all this rain there's no denying... Spring is here. Start fixing those winter toes for sandals. Start dusting off the frisbee for Polish horseshoes. And most importantly start prepping those apartments with spring cleaning. Whether you're moving apartments, moving home or staying put it's...

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SUMO Monday MANual: How To Survive Finals Week

Its that time of year again, the time of year we all cannot stand. The only good part about finals week is the three long months following it that are filled with friends, camp fires, beaches, parties, pools, and drunken memories. Other then that, this week completely blows. All-nighters, no sleep...

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Public Service Announcement: Don't Be This Guy

In my travels to find all of the world’s best things, ($1 Cumberland Farms Hot Dogs at 2 am, legendary, creepy townies at local VFW’s and more importantly a successful date on eHarmony) I have recently discovered that I cannot find a way to defeat a story-topper. Yes, a story-topper, we all...

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SUMO MANual: Top Four Presidents Who Would Be Considered Bros Today

In the spirit of President’s Day we wanted to give you the top four past presidents that would have made great bros by today’s standards.  These bros are the epitome of bro and we would clearly want to chill with these bros on this day off. George Washington We couldn’t compile a list of bro...

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How To Defend Yourself From The Backlash Of Senioritis

Seniors Beware: The backlash of “senioritis” hurts like a bitch! Urban Dictionary describes the symptoms of senioritis as laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, repeated absences and a generally dismissive attitude. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about. Anyone who is able to...

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Which College Majors Lead to Highest Employment/Unemployment?

Let's face it: post college life is terrifying.  For those of you still in school, cherish the fuck out of that time because once it's over, you're filled with regret.  That party you skipped, that text you never answered; every little minute detail comes flooding back once you've...

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SUMO Monday MANual: How To Meet Your Girlfriend’s Family For The First Time

Meeting your girlfriend, or a girl’s family that you are very interested in can be very stressful or nerve racking. There is always that uncertainty of what is going to happen or what they are going to be like. Are they going to be uptight? Maybe that will be just like your family. Who knows? This...

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Why It’s Unlikely You’ll Get Work Done On A Saturday

Your week of school ends, Friday night hits, and Saturday morning creeps up on us. We say, “I’m going to get work done today.” You start your laptop, open that blank Microsoft Word document and then proceed to stare at it for two hours. Here are some reasons why, and how you can avoid them: Reason...

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Sorry For Partying Presents: How To Survive The Rest Of The Semester

It’s the least wonderful time of the year. You come back from a rockin’ vacation, and you've got a few more weeks of school staring you in the face. Maybe you’ve been on top of your shit all along, but for those of you that are no work and all play, you’re gonna need some help. Since it goes by...

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