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The Celeb Skinny- Scarlett Johansson is My Homegirl

Earlier this week at the SumoSkinny headquarters, there was a discussion of sexy ass men that have aged incredibly well. I confessed my huuuge crush on DILF, Sean Penn. Let’s face it ladies, he is a stud. There is something so wonderful about men who get more attractive as they age, and Mr. Penn is...

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Charlie Sheen: On The Music Scene

It was only a matter of time before the Charlie Sheen everything's started coming up (thank you, Internet).  Here, Mac Lethal's ode to ol Chuck (which by the way, he destroys.  Christ, I didn't know humans could talk that fast.  Mac Lethal: Winning.)   And the next, a serenaded...

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And the Winner is...

The all-time badass has proved himself, making a complete ASS of himself on 20/20 on March 1, 2011. We thought the radio rants were enough to win our attention, but seeing the rabid look in his eye on ABC prime time is a whole new level of crazy. Sheen validates you don't have to be a musician to...

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Jam

The Kardashian Klan has done it again. Their attempts to take over ever facet of media has finally failed for once in their voluptuous lives! Kim finally dropped her song "Jam" today on The Ryan Seacrest show. *Insert shrieks here* The whole family is already perfect at everything. Not only do they...

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I Work With Germans, So I know This is True

The big boss man at Sumoskinny.com is German... and no joke.. this is totally what he dresses like, acts like, and drinks out of.    The one thing I will say is, at least they are always ready for Oktoberfest, or at least a really good time. Das Boot for life. (You really can buy them at...

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The Celeb Skinny- Glee’s Matthew Morrison Goes Solo

Saying that I am a huge Glee fan is a complete and total understatement. Every Tuesday night, starting at 8 pm, I’m straight Gleekin’ out for the whole hour. Don’t call/text/email/Facebook/Twitter me during that hour, because I will not respond under any circumstance. I have my own sing-a-longs to...

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Backin' Up: Remix

Yet another example of why I love auto-tune, the internet, and the general public.  My friend sent me this video of an auto-tuned remix of this Kansas City Local News clip, of a witness explaining her brush with death when the convenience store she was in was robbed at gunpoint. (He said it...

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Clearly Charlie Sheen is Winning Still

 -via avclub.com Charlie Sheen... you keep winning....

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The Celeb Skinny- Monkeys Aren’t the Only Ones Who Play with Their Poop

If you followed the past season of MTV’s “The Challenge: Cutthroat”, then you probably know who Abram Boise is.                                Abram...

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Kim K... Is That You?

Old Navy is shaking it up with their new commercial featuring an almost identical Doppelgänger of the oh-so-voluptuous Kim Kardashian. At first glance, this look-a-like will definitely trick you into believing the middle Kardashian sister is dancing on a bunch of cash register trying to sell Old...

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