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Finals Week: Are You Ready?

Finals. All they make me want to do is scream *&$#$&%$$ and %$#$&*%. Yeah. I hate them that much. But what makes them easier and more managable is having a system. Try a few of these tips to make one that works for you.  1. Clean everything.I admit this one started as a diversion...

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Hunting for Bunnies

You can always count on hilarious and mildly good looking Tosh.0 to provide a good laugh at 10am Easter Morning. For those of you who feel aggression when being around your family this holiday...Here's a violent yet funny video for you! Don't get any crazy ideas though, as you can see in the end,...

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Nintendo's Latest Project

       Nintendo just announced its next system and its pretty sweet! Codenamed "Project Cafe", the Wii2, or Stream, or whatever they are deciding to call it will be released later this year.  It is fully stocked with a 3D graphics card, a top-of-the-line processor...

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University of Florida Brings You Bedside Coffee

In the morning, if I have yet to have a cup of coffee, do not even look at me. Don't look in my general directions. You know what, don't even think about me ok?????? Well the University of Florida may have just cured my distain for everything in the AM with their new coffee robot.    Yes...

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Get It Up and Keep It Up With Beer

William should have no problem keeping it up on his wedding night with Royal Virility Performance Beer. Scottish brewery, Brew Dog recently released this India Pale Ale containing herbal Viagra, chocolate, goat weed and a "healthy dose of sarcasm." The company says in order to feel the effects,...

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What Day is Today?

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The Holy Grail of Time Well Wasted- Pac Man Mania

So in my journey through the Internet, I encountered a website that lets you play pacman with a variety of maps.  I probably started playing around 1:30.  When I looked at the clock next, four hours had passed.  While I was scared, and vaugely curious about the time travel...

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Newsflash! A New Sonic Game - that (may not) Suck!

I'm not sure if the planets aligned correctly, or all those farmland animal sacrifices I made in the woods every night for the last three months actually paid off (I owe you one Berphomet!), but Sega has just relesed a trailer for their latest Sonic offering - Sonic Generations.   <!--...

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Need More Friends? Buy Some

We all know there are some weird, funny, and downright creepy ads on Craigslist and I have taken it upon myself to share some of these gems with all you lovely people of Sumoskinny. This week's best listing is brought to you by a company called 'BuyRealLikes.com.' For only $9 you can have 100 new...

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The Celeb Skinny- My Good Deed for the Week

Listen up Sumos, because this is a very important public service announcement that you should all be aware of. Get out there and stock up on as many pairs of ear plugs, ear muffs, or anything else that will block your eardrums, as possible because Rebecca Black is back in the studio.   ...

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