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iAugment For Bigger Boobies

iAugment is either the best, or the worst App ever. Here's some background: The app was created by some plastic surgeon to help women decide if they want to upgrade in my spank bank account by getting bigger boobs. Users can snap a picture of their boobs (or use the one they sexted to me last night...

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Happy Mothers Day: A Montage of Moms

Happy mothers day to all the MILFS out there. To celebrate, here is a montage of movie moms.    If you had to pick one to be your new mom, which would you choose?

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The Celeb Skinny- Lady Gaga, You're Too Abstract For Me

Lady Gaga is as strange as they come, and trust me, I love it. I’m a big fan of people doing weird shit, as I love doing weird shit myself.  She is amazing at shocking and confusing people, from her out-there wardrobe to her perplexing statements. But this time, she’s really got me stumped....

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The Celeb Skinny - The Royal Newlyweds are Parents!

Weddings are awesome. Why? Drinking, dancing, fancy shmancy attire, cake and…presents. Granted, most of the bridge and groom’s presents will include typical home appliances, expensive dining sets, and Her & Him towels for the bathroom.  Of course the royal newlyweds, Duke William and...

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Torrents: The College Student's Babylon

Let’s face it: save for daily classes and schoolwork, college students have a lot of down time to entertain themselves. Walking through the halls of any freshmen dorm, it is not uncommon to see kid after kid staring intensely at their laptop with headphones plugged in.  On campus, streaming...

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For Your Entertainment: Graduation Time

            Four years and a lot of studying (umm….some studying) under your belt, and it’s time to graduate.  Got the cap and gown, dinner reservations, and flights booked; but you still need to get something for whoever is graduating (or, if you’re the one...

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The Book of Awesome- a MUST read.

The economy sucks. I put $30 in my gas tank to fill it halfway. Graduation is near. Real life is continually tapping me on the shoulder and getting ready to slap me across the face. I just turned twenty-two. The next milestone is thirty... soon I'll be fifty and scheduling my first...

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Ask Sumo: Mean Girls, Not Just for Lindsay Lohan

Dear Sumo Skinny, My friend just randomly stopped talking to me.  I don’t know what I did or why she’s angry, but she won’t answer my texts and I don’t want to keep bothering her.  I don’t miss her as a friend—we were on the rocks anyways—but I want to know what I did to prevent the same...

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Cool Science Tricks for Frat Parties (and Picking Up the Opposite Sex)

Sometimes, after the wild frat parties have died down and its just me and a few of my fellow bros hanging around, the kegs emptied and the scores of attractive women ushered out of the place, I just want to do science.  Yeah, I said it.  Science can be cool, and, yeah, even sexy!  I...

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The Ghost of Osama bin Laden on Twitter

The day after Osama bin Laden was pronounced dead, most people are celebrating this glorious victory for America. There are those, however, who believe that we shouldn't be celebrating the death of any person. To those Debbie Downers, I say, screw that! This is an amazing moment in history, not...

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