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Instructional Guide to Life

Sick of your everyday routine? Bored with the summer that just started? Wanna mix things up? Check out This Book Will Change Your Life by Benrik.  It's like an instruction manual to guide your life for 365 days. Everyday there's a unique task to fulfill.  The first day is simple. Options...

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The Celeb Skinny- MTV Awards Sucked, but Reese Witherspoon is Awesome

For any of you Sumos that missed the MTV Movie Awards last night, fret no more. I’ll provide you with a quick summation of the program: Jason Sudeikis was a whack host, there were lackluster skits, Twilight won every award, J.Biebs made a quick, yet awkward, appearance, and Reese Witherspoon talked...

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The Celeb Skinny- Sean Kingston Got a Boo-Boo

Last Sunday, Sean Kingston crashed his jet ski into a Miami bridge. His injuries were so extensive that he was rushed to the hospital, breathing through a tube and in critical condition. Kingston was initially brought into the trauma unit, then moved to the Intensive Care Unit after his condition...

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Now I Can Drink Like My Life Idol

Having scene every James Bond movie more than 4 times I have come to realize that he is my life idol. Fast sexy cars, beautiful women, great taste in suits, and lets be honest he's a damn good looking guy. Tell me, what's not to idolize? Known for saving the world, seducing women, and being an all...

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Cheat On Surfing

This sort of thing kind of breaks my heart.  While I am no Kelly Slater, I am still a surfer, and this kind of crap just can't fly.  The WaveJet is the latest thing to make anybody and everybody into a surfer.  The WaveJet is a personalized water propulsion system. AKA a jet...

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I'm Not Racist But...

I love, love love love, when someone starts a sentence like this, because you just know what's coming next is going to be insanely offensive.  Now, there is a blog for all that pent up racism to run rampid.  NotaRacistbut.com collects all that hard core racism from Facebook and puts it...

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Hollywood: Just a Big Remake

There must be some kind of anti-creativity substance poisoning the water wells of Hollywood these days.  It seems that directors, producers and writers alike share this uncanny lack of creative juices.  For every original movie that comes out, there always appears to be at least five...

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Sarah Palin Still An Idiot

Some things never change:   Apparently the entire community of historians, and all the people who provided first hand accounts back in the day, have the story wrong. Paul Revere went on his ride to warn the British that they would not be taking away the colonists' weapons. He did not in fact...

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Alanis to Shatner-- Bilingual Celebs

Reading Stacey Leasca's article on the bilingual babe Bradley Cooper got me to thinking-- what other celebrities could speak more than one language. Think about it... they already have the ability to slap us with their thick wallets and run over us with their hundred thousand dollar whips. Why...

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Bradley Cooper, You May Want to Get a Preemptive Restraining Order on Me

Dear Bradley Cooper, I love you. I don't care if you dated Renee Zelweger, or are possibly a man whore. I do not care. You are fine as hell, hysterical, and can do this: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? ARE YOU ACTUALLY SPEAKING FLUENT FRENCH??? Oh my god. When we do meet one day, Mr. Cooper, I will be...

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